Ellery

She is a badass bitch. If she has a plan she will follow through with it. She is very social and sometimes annoying but it’s in her blood. She is gorgeous and not that bright. On the daily she embarrassed herself. She finds joy through others and often gives to her friends than takes. Thoughtful of others unless they treat her wrong. Once you do something bad to her your gone for good. It is easy to relate to her rants. You find that you can easily trust and rely on her. Even though she has most likely been through a lot of pain she still glows under the moonlight. You’ll find that she is like no one else you have ever encountered and she’ll have many interesting stories about her life so far. Never a dull moment with her around. She never poops the party, she’s the party starter.
She rebels a lot and finds her self in exciting places that most people don’t. Has many different types of friends. She’s the one you’ll want to stick around if you have any common sense. But sometimes it will be hard for you to gain your trust.

Someone: Ellery let’s go skate boarding
Ellery: I’m gonna bring fireworks and weed
Someone:ok thanks that’s awesome

Ellery: can I bring a few friends?
Someone: how many exactly

Ellery: more like 20

by Jesusforever.com May 1, 2019

elderberry

another term for an elderly person

there's no difference between calling your dad old man or an elderberry

by Sexydimma February 3, 2020

Council Of Elders

A group of close friends that one confides in when they are going through some real tough times. A Council Of Elders is right 99% of the time.

The name is taken from African traditional culture where the oldest men in the village (US audience read 'Senior Citizens')gathered around a fire in the full moon every month to listen to domestic and societal cases and pass judgment and give solutions if required.

Guy 1: Yo I had accidentally set up a date with two different girls for the Wednesday gig!

Guy 2:Oh werd!?Whatdyu do?

Guy 1: Had to halla at my C.O.E for advice.They sed I should drop the girl I already fucked and get with the one I hadn't yet and it worked.I got laid that night!

Guy 2:who tha hell is C.O.E?

Guy 1: My Council Of Elders yo!My people.

by EricKay(credit to Benson) September 7, 2009

Ellery

Ellery is a girl who loves to dance watch tv and is very outfoing but is shy at some times. She loves youtube and Tv. If you date an Ellery you are loved because Ellery is loving and caring

"Wow you are a total Ellery"

by Slime333 November 25, 2017

ElderPhile

A girl or boy who is attracted to nothing but older people in their thirties and above

jane: I can't get enough of jeffrey

Ben: isn't he fifty?
Jane: yea and?
Ben: Man you are such an elderphile, all your boyfriends are always over thirty

by willowjames April 14, 2011

Elderly Jams

When you are constantly blocked in a supermarket by chatting pensioners who have spread themselves and their trollys across the shopping isles with no regard for other shoppers.

Woman 1 "What took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."

by Mez1 November 22, 2011

Loathsome Elmer

Another person is tonguing a man’s taint, while fisting his asshole, but jerking him off with the other hand...all at the same time.

She’s gave me the best Loathsome Elmer I’ve ever had.

by Terrible Jerry March 11, 2021