Elf

To be incredibly short and have jerk friends who keep mentioning jokes about you escaping the North Pole. Your ussally able to fit in garbage cans,recycle bins.

the movie elf that is over played at Christmas

The long haired bad ass bow men from lord of the rings

Brandon is such a elf
Why do play elf so much

Elves are way better than dwarves

by The doctor of pubs December 17, 2014

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ELF

Evil Little Fucker. . .

K: "L. Jackson is like an elf, y'know?"
R: "Yeah, she's an (e)vil (l)ittle (f)ucker!"
J: "...I can't gainsay any of that last sentence; you may have hit the nail on the head there..."

by Araucauria September 27, 2021

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ELF

A nickname for one of the best friends you will ever have! A sweet loving person who will brighten up your day!

Elf is such a light in this world.

by msmistofeltzr February 9, 2022

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brown elf

When a person defecates into another persons mouth while they are sleeping.

Last night when I was sleeping my dads new twink brown elfed all over me.

by Donkey shlong September 18, 2022

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Elf’s suitcase

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”

Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”

by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023

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