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Galway Elementary School

Its a school filled with people who think their ghetto but actually are not. The kindgerardners act really cringe. Same goes for the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd graders. 4th graders think their more mature than the 5th graders, but are not. The 5th graders get shorter every single year, and it annoys them because some of the 3rd graders are taller than them. Thats it.
Mom 1: What school is Jakey going too?
Mom 2: Galway Elementary School.
by suckin suck October 9, 2023
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John Weldon Elementary School

A fucking trash dump of cancerous fucking nitric acid.
The teachers here are fucking morbidly obese and the main bullies are either poor kids or the teachers. Most of my teachers were assholes to me, and I'm pretty sure it caused me to have a lot of problems with authority. I had and still do have mild autism and the teachers didn't care. They just treated me like the shit that comes out of their fat ass after they're done eating the dreams of children. The recess teachers don't even let you make gun noises outside and run around like most 10 year olds do. You get yelled at. The fucking school is microscopic and since I left they painted the school walls fucking neon and it looks like a fucking discotech.
John Weldon Elementary School is fucking misery, and caused me to have a lot of depression and anger. I cried because the teachers embarrassed me. I wanted to die.
by Satan-ui Yeomso July 1, 2016
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St nicks elementary school

A hellhole that nobody likes. Once you see the teachers your like fuckkkkkk my life is about to end

Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months
by My moms kitchen October 28, 2019
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St nicks elementary school

Aka prison; a hell hole that 0 people like; a pointless part of your life; a waste of time; everyone vapes bc they are just to cool for everyone else; full of fake hoes; gives u big depression; everything about this school sucks

- *teacher sees a non clear waterbottle* “automatic suspension because your drinking sprite!!”

- all the work makes u wanna kms

- 7th grade pedophile teacher

- ^^gym coaches

- perky af principal that needs to stfu

- no escaping now🥵
by My moms kitchen October 28, 2019
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Portage park elementary school

a shitty ass school that paints itself to be great and artsy and shit even though most of the kids are actually idiots and the teachers are mostly assholes and aren’t even good

so many young kids do drugs too like lmao calm your ass down youre in the fifth grade
Person: have you heard of portage park elementary school?
Person 2: lmao yeah it’s filled of wannabe gang members
by random person who went here August 2, 2021
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Hal Hutchins elementary

“Do you go to Hal Hutchins elementary?”
of course I do it’s one of the best elementary schools!”
by NoodlesBoy April 16, 2022
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cotee river elementary

an absolutely rancid ass elementary whos students smell like corn
Girl: Hey, did you go to Cotee River elementary ?
Me: I wish i didn’t
by demnuts April 19, 2022
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