Liquid Tension Experiment

Musical Orgasm.
An amazing group of musicians that came together as a "supergroup" featuring:
Mike Portnoy and John Petrucci of Dream Theater
Jordan Rudess (Who later joined Dt)
and Tony Levin
They released 2 cds from 1998-1999
Both cds were completed in a week, and the majority was improvised.
They are going on a 10th anniversary tour pretty soon.

"If an alien race wanted to hear this planet's music, just give them the two Liquid Tension Experiment cds"

by tehgir May 21, 2008

Experimetal

A genre in metal where no two songs are alike for a band.

The true only way to tell the two songs are from the same band is the vocalist.

Avenged Sevenfold I consider Experimetal because they always try something new instead of the same sound.

by NidgeDFX July 16, 2013

Maddi Mobley Experience

A modern drug, usually induced through eyedropper, that produces an intense hallucinogenic experience and a desire to be wrong/offensive. Often equated to lsd, and manufactured in predominantly white, suburban neighborhoods, the DEA is cracking down on the suppliers.

Pantea looked differnent today, and she barley talked to me in the hall!
Yeah, she was enlightened by the Maddi Mobley Experience

by Ronald Via June 1, 2010

The Drexel Experience

For the full Drexel Experience, one must pull out from anal sex, followed by the female defecating in a sock (an action facilitated by the male partner). A Dirty Sanchez ensues then a New Delhi Dot follows. The male then smacks the female across her face with the Gym Sock (that was made) because she deserves it for not making you a sandwich prior to the sex. Once all of this has been completed, you have had in all its entirety The Drexel Experience.

Guy 1: I gave a girl The Drexel Experience last night. She thought it was kinky.
Guy 2: Wow she is nuts.
Guy 1: Yup, Fucking skank.

by Fourplay Inc November 14, 2010

Great Expectations

A novel written by Charles Dickens in weekly parts from December 1860 to August 1861. Great Expectations is the story about Pip, a selfish, whiny teenager that grows up into a "gentleman." This is a novel assigned to many high school students to read, and probably the most boring book in existence. My advice, don't waste your time, cliffs notes work.

1) Thanks, Charles Dickens, for wasting two months of my life with your crappy book, Great Expectations.

2) I would call Bernadette, but she is reading that god-awful book Great Expectations.

by Erin the great June 16, 2005

Expecto Patrollum

A spell to ward off the likes of annoying forum trolls who rant incessantly and bother everyone else to the extreme.

CompNerd: This game is awful wah wah cry cry

HumbleForumDude: I thought it was okay.

CompNerd: STFU NOOB MY FORUMS!!!

BraveForumDude: Expecto Patrollum!

by Emblem_CR February 1, 2010

Windows Experience Index

W.E.I is a microsoft tool which rates your computers processor, memory, graphics, gaming graphics, and primary hard disk. The W.E.I gives you a number which is meant to give you an idea of what software you should get for your PC. It also gives you ideas of what you should upgrade to increase performance.

Guy 1: Dude, i'm gonna buy Microsoft Flight Simulator
Guy 2: You fucking noob, flight sim recommends a windows experience index of 5. your computer only rates 3.5. its gonna run like shit.

by Ranga O_o December 13, 2009