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A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.
"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"

"I did, totally brutal dude."
by drinking24ozofwaterrn June 21, 2024
mugGet the czechoslovakian everything bagelmug.

Jizz Everything

A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.
What are you playing? Jizz everything , wanna join?
by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 30, 2011
mugGet the Jizz Everythingmug.

Everything

How much everything costs.
Iron Man: Everything?
Thanos: Everything
Captain America: Everything?
Thanos: Everything
by weedsmoker311 July 12, 2019
mugGet the Everythingmug.

Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
mugGet the Take everything I havemug.

everything friend

an everything friend is a friend that you can talk to about everything and anything. you guys can lock in today, go do something crazy the next, and look sexy together the next. they are there for you through everything and encourage you to be the best version of yourself.
by goat syz January 2, 2024
mugGet the everything friendmug.

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