Ego Top

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.

They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).

“He could not get me off, he was such an Ego Top”

by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023

Egoing

Ignoring someone to make yourself seem more important than them or appear busy.

Person 1: This nigga Person 2 is egoing me bro! He’s not picking up the damn phone!!

Person 2:(probably beating their shit to high heaven or watching youtube while laughing at the thought that you trying to talk with them.)

by Pxxudxxymxxs December 26, 2024

anti-egoful

person who doesn't have much ego and hates people who have ego.

that asshole there is an anti-egoful son of a bitch.

by treedoodles February 7, 2021

salter ego

Describing someone that turns into a bitter resentful asshole when they lose or don't get their way.

After Bruce lost to Clark he got completely battered and turned into his salter ego.

by dilettante-elephant July 10, 2020

Ego Snack

A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.

Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."

Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."

by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023

Ego Penis

The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people

Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could “make me go straight”

by XnippleheartsX March 23, 2022

[Ego-gasms]

Ego-gasms, the joy and euphoria produced from the dopamine hit from self validation, as portrayed by Tom Hanks after making fire in the movie Castaway. Soccer stars often display such feelings of elation after kicking a goal.

Sadly, such feelings of joy over self validation run both positively and negatively and include acts of self validation by invalidating others , bullying. The APA's DSM V lists "gratification" in the traits for "Antisocial Personality Disorder".

I had ego-gasms for a week after getting an article published.
Bullying is an addiction to ego-gasms from harming others, all forms of abuse are simply tools.

by Bald Older Bloke. August 13, 2020