scarfed down dumplings

a passionate, yet somewhat awkward, affair with an in-law
After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.
by not-who-you-think-it-is April 12, 2024
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Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.
by Rick Junk October 22, 2020
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chicken dumpling

to take a poop
Sarah: dude why does the bathroom smell so bad?
Katie: Sorry I had to take a chicken dumpling.
by chickendumplings4life May 11, 2015
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Alabama Dumpling

An Alabama Dumpling is when you get your Chocolate Covered balls shoved into another mans mouth.
"Dude, I did an Alabama Dumpling to Steve last night"
"Dude! That's gross, did you complete it?!"
"Of course I dipped my balls into Steve's Mouth!"
by Alabama Maker March 11, 2017
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Steaming Dumpling

After she lets you shove balloons up her ass. You realize she’s a whore and you think of the Steaming Dumpling. Defecating in her pussy standing up.
That bitch was so grime I gave her a steaming dumpling.🥟
by Lokibrilliant April 22, 2024
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little hunny sweety dumpling

Word of endearment you use when you know the person is a asshole but you still love them
Peep 1: "I just burn down a house"
Person 2: "Wtf Little hunny sweety dumpling?!"
by Fluffy Rice January 13, 2025
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wumple dumple

a lame person who doesn't want to go out on a saturday night. usually said by one's partner. the homebody version of a party pooper.
"i don't feel like going out tonight" "you're such a wumple dumple"

"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"
by sk8rfriendofavrils June 10, 2018
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