schrodinger dumbass

A Twitter user incapable of understanding what being satire is, and when they get called out they say some stupid shit like “well, it was hard to tell if they were joking or not, and that’s what’s scary about today’s society...”

a: hey guys! i just burned down a nursery home!
b: hey, that’s not nice...
a: i was joking lol
b: OMG!!!! schrodinger douchebag!!!!!
a: shut the fuck up you schrodinger dumbass cunt

by version2nd August 24, 2022

Royal Dumbass

v. Someone who thinks they are smart, but in reality, are very stupid; a very stupid person.

George W. Bush was a royal dumbass for thinking that the War of Terrorism was a good idea.

by Chachiix March 6, 2010

Super Dumbass

A straight person that wants to be oppressed so they make a sexuality to feel special

Idiot: I’m LGBTQ
Me: Same. What is your Sexuality?
Idiot: Super Straight. That’s where you only like women who were born women
Me: With that logic, Lesbians are straight, you Super Dumbass
Idiot: NO STOP OPPRESSING ME!!!!

by IHateBigotry March 5, 2021

Dumbass Hoe

When you say/do something hella fucking dumb and you can’t comeback from it or defend yourself from what you just said, you’re a dumbass hoe.

“Paul’s cousin be a dumbass hoe sometimes bruh”

by Nobody.......... May 14, 2020

Dumbass Crackhead

Someone who sounds so stupid they have to be smoking crack.

Ex 1: John must be a dumbass crackhead.
Ex 2: Annamarie is sounding like a dumbass crackhead.

by Liberty Lord January 30, 2019

Urban Dictionary Dumbass

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."

Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013

Urban dictionary dumbass

A person who gives a dumbass definition for something on urban dictionary

Hey I wonder what ascot means Ill search it on urban dictionary. Ascot : slang for yo ass got bigger. Wtf a real urban dictionary definition would be that thing Fred wears around his neck on scooby doo wow this guy is an urban dictionary dumbass

by Mreraofawesomeness July 29, 2012