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soggy dorito

A wet vagina from the result of sexual intercourse between two women by rubbing vaginas together,scissoring, or when the male pulls out and ejaculates on the vagina. Dorito being a reference to a triangle or diamond, which in turn are frequently used as metaphors for a woman's vagina.
Ellen got a Soggy Dorito bumping uglies with Anne.
by trinalise July 7, 2011
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Bag of Doritos

- Occurs when someone sees something very obscure, such as a bag of Doritos, and experiences a moment of enlightenment, inspiration, or revelation
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball
House and Wilson are walking down the hallway and Wilson comments on House's use of prostitutes. House is about to retort with a smartass comment when he realizes his patient has Trichomonas vaginalis, which is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Wilson's comment involving prostitutes was House's, Bag of Doritos.
by Dr. Eric Foreskin February 19, 2009
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Doit

Pronounced: Do it!

When you hear this (Do it) you should react by loudly shouting the Peter Griffin laugh, and when you say it to someone you should provoke them to burst out in the Peter laugh.

(Optional)

After Laugh you can also shout out shipoopy 3 times

and both say "Thats Family Guy"

Credit: W & J rocktown
W: AYE YO J!
J: wass guud bro.....
W: DOIT!
J: MEAAAAH MEAAAH MEAAH SHIPOOPY SHIPOOPY
BOTH: that was family guy....
by W n' J rocktown December 28, 2009
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When in doubt, whip it out

Steve: my Penis is too warm

Emma: When in doubt, whip it out
by Emma and Rob December 9, 2008
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Doubtfired

Someone who got off with a male transvestite thinking they were getting off with a woman has been doubtfired.
So called after Mrs Doubtfire, a crazy transvestite that mothers a couple of kids who think its a real woman but a peculiar one.
In the nightclub where Mike is totally tanked up on lager and rum.
Guys Mike has got his hand on its ass look look come now look,
OOOOOH he is leaving with it - sheeeeit he is gonna get doubtfired sometime between now and monday
by Rockafellatio September 5, 2007
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Domit

when your dog vomits
"Emily, your dog domited in our bed again!"
by Emmmalou June 16, 2008
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doritoisomnimousphiosis

the ominous and rare disease of God cursing you with a constant stench of lingering Dorito on your hands. You will forever be tempted to munch off your hands and leave a nub to write with.
Nicole: Gibby! I knew you were hiding Doritos in here!
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.
by OhNizzOandGibbyiO May 24, 2010
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