Ann Coulter Disease

An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.

Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.

by the dirty liberal June 15, 2009

Dostav

Refers to a dude that is confusing other people, but he is confusing to himself even more.
A guy whose name sounds Russian, looks Indian, but is neither. He also gets a lot of chicks but doesn't get laid. And for every one of those he is sure she is "The One".

"Maan, I'm in love. I think she's the One."
"Dude, that's the fifth time you found your soulmate this month. You're such a Dostav!"

by krelac July 29, 2009

DeSean Jackson

God's gift to wide receivers.

DeSean Jackson doesn't run, he spins the Earth with his feet.

Touchdown DeSean Jackson. <--- You'll hear that alot

by Holy Shit I Farted December 21, 2009

BBT disease

Commonly known as "bitch be trippin'" disease. Common signs of BBT include but are not limited to talking to one's self, screaming for no particular reason, a deep belief that others are always talking about you, and wearing a heavy down parka when it's 95 degrees outside.

She is clearly suffering from BBT disease.

by peach mahoney December 7, 2006

lolers disease

A condition that causes people to use lol too much.

Fredrick: Hey! lol
Michael: Hi there
Fredrick: lol whats up?
Michael: not much really
Fredrick: lol cool
Michael: do you have lolers disease?
Fredrick: lol wut?

by Pengwin May 12, 2007

"Your and You're" Disease

The, "Your and You're" Disease (YYD) is obtained when one is bemused whether to utilize "your" or "you're" to their statement or an interrogatory question as an example. "Your" is a possession, used to describe one's property or item. "You're" is a contraction for the words, "You are", although it does not matter which one is selected from "You're" and "You are". Many may attain this syndrome if they are exposed to:

- Social media memes

- The repetition of others typing wrong from right

- Lack of education

There are no known antibiotics nor medicinal syrups and pills to dispose of this disease, but there are a few procedural actions one may do to reduce the disease in general so it is barely noticed by others.

- Get a grammar book

- Learn from others

- Get an education

Person A.) Hey, your getting robbed.

Person B.) It seems your brain has already been stolen.

Person C.) Now that's some acute "Your and You're" Disease!

by Ninja of Logic May 26, 2014

Eminem disease

What you have if your white and your a rapper and you actually sound good when you rap. People with this disease usually get made fun of for being a white rapper but when someone actually listens to their music they sound good and earn respect.

White guy: Hey man you wanna hear my rap song?

Black guy: *laughs* ok white boy lets see how much you suck.

*they both listen to the white guys rap song*

Black guy: Damn you ripped that shit up.

White guy: I know, and I'm white too I dont understand.

Black guy: Seems like you have the Eminem Disease.

White guy: Huh, I never knew that.

by I have the eminem disease August 30, 2009