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Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies
Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass
by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017
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Directioner

Directioners are the craziest, sassiest, creepiest and most well known for making jokes about carrots.

Do not mess with a directioner because they can and will find your address so beware. Directioners are not just fans of one direction they tend to like people like 5 seconds of summer and um well not very many other people . Directioners are the strongest fandom even after years of no new music or new content!
Normal person: sees a spoon and does nothing

Directioner: AHH ITS A SPOON LIAM IS AFRAID OF SPOONS!!
by Crazydirectioner28 August 16, 2018
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Direction Dyslexia

Driving Dyslexia: Cannot understand simple driving directions and will get lost no matter how many times they have driven to a certain destination
Driving Dyslexia: can you please tell me how to get to it again? I have direction dyslexia.
by loli33 April 19, 2020
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Directioners

Strongest, craziest fan base out there ever to exist. Adoring 4 british boys and 1 ireland lad. Most of them depressed waiting for the 18 month=5 year break to end.
Did you see the directioners clowning over proofs that One Direction will get back together this year.
by melssstylinson February 21, 2021
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Directioner

A directioner is somebody who's absolutely insane and crazy in love One Direction
Jayna is 100% a directioner
by One direction.. July 23, 2021
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Directors Wife Syndrome

A phenomenon where a seniors person in a company (or wife) changes workload and priority across a business based on a random individual request.

See also HiPPO and JFDI

Originated Friday February 5, 1999. UK Release of Disney Pixar "A Bug's Life".
Woolworths UK had sold out of Flick Action Figure in local store where a directors wife was shopping. Entire company spent the day reporting on all Bug's Life merchandise across the company based on this one product in one store not being available for a directors wife to buy.
Drop everything, we need to prioritise this directors wife syndrome request.
by Wooly Memories October 1, 2021
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directioner

The person with all these five qualities that they own from their kings: kind (Harry Styles), mysterious (Zayn Malik), funny (Niall Horan), sass (Louis Tomlinson), strong (Liam Payne). The one that has super high standards and is single. The one up to date with all their solo careers. The one that FREAKS out when one of the members tweet or post something. The one you DO NOT want to mess with unless you got a death wish. The FBI's and hackers. The ones that will make sure anything to do with 1D or the boy's solo careers reach #1 on the charts NO MATTER WHAT. The one that says the weirdest things because it's a One Direction inside joke. The world's craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. The one that would run bankrupt just to get a chonce to see the boys.
Rando guy: Dude she's kind and sassy at the same time...is that even possible?
Rando guy's best friend: Bro she gets it from Harry and Louis.
Rando guy: Who....?
Rando guy's best friend: The guys from One Direction... she's a huge directioner. You have NO chance with her.
by directioner&larrie January 10, 2022
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