Broke Man Diet Plan

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.

Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

Weepens of Deeth

"Weapons of Death" spoken with a strong New Zealand accent. Spoken often by New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Arden and members of the NZ government and media after the Christchurch mosque shooting in reference to gun control.

"Weepens of Deeth have no place of the streets of New Zealand"

-A New Zealand lawmaker

by Plutonium-239 October 17, 2020

French model diet

A person that only drinks wine and smokes cigarettes. Because smoking kills your appetite.

I’m on the French model diet

by Ricky bricklayer December 1, 2020

Chicken and Broccoli Diet

Codeword for gear, aka steroids, TRT, etc. within the fitness industry.

Diet fed to the masses by fake nattys to keep the masses looking beta. Real men eat steak and eggs.

Chicken and Broccoli Diet

"Fred got shredded and put on 40 pounds of muscle for his new role as an action hero by eating only chicken and broccoli and using the ab decimator machine 3x per week."

by kalton May 5, 2022

Long Island Diet

The long island diet consists of foods, often unhealthy and kid friendly, that picky eaters enjoy to eat. This typically includes Spaghetti and ketchup, dino nuggets, mac and cheese, and other processed garbage. While not limited to Long Island, it's often associated with college aged boys from the tri-state area.

"Yo, why doesn't Mike want to go out to dinner tonight?"

"He hates Thai food. Bro eats that Long Island Diet".

by Checkerdown September 26, 2023

diet pepsi lime

A diet pepsi with lime flavoring. A.K.A. the most amazing summer beverage in the entire world.

Customer: "Excuse me, do you have any diet pepsi lime?
Clerk: "nope"
Customer: "Well that is an epic fail

by Nightingale Dawn July 29, 2009

diet bepis

A healthier alternative to the regular branded Bepis. Although the taste may be similar, diet Bepis has no sugar and contains no calories.

Yo dawg, have you tried Diet Bepis?

Cracking open a diet Bepis with the boys

by HornyPuppor August 27, 2017