weapons of mass destruction

Any of multiple substances which can not be found in Iraq, an excuse to obtain oil.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush

by buttonshXc February 7, 2004

weapons of ass destruction

What people get after eating at Taco Bell

After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.

by Assholes Inc. August 29, 2003

destruction

What you are on the way to if someone takes all your base. See all your base are belong to us and Zero Wing for more.

CATS: "All your base are belong to us."
"You are on the way to destruction."

by Chaos_Man July 16, 2004

Destiny

That girl that seems crazy, who always makes the randomest jokes. Though inside she only hides how much she hurts. She braves a smile on her face just so everyone else is happy around her. Simple friends turn into best friends with her, she is a friend magnet. But she is shy around most people. Afraid of going out of her comfort bubble. She falls for guys easily and almost is always hurt in the end. Destiny is a verb, she is amazing. And don't deserve half she shit she goes through.

Look, Destiny's humping that tree.
Oh...
LOL LMAO!!

by heygirlyoulikedarice December 20, 2010

weapon of ass destruction

When you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. Then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.

The morning crowd at McDonald's kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 McGriddles. He felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat buttons....

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

Search and Destroy

Game (best on the freeway) when you stick your ass out of a car window and take a shit. Also done to make other drivers see someone take a crap while going 70mph.

"OMG honey that boy is taking a poop ouside his car window!"
"Oh sweetie they're just playing search and destroy."

by The jman December 27, 2008

destrier

the large heavy warhorse that knights rode into battle or for a joust. It had to be large and heavy to carry a fully armored man.

Contrast: palfrey

When getting medieval on someone's ass, King Henry always rode his favorite destrier.

by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009