deskorations

The accumulation of personal and decorative items on ones desk

Your workspace would look better with some deskorations.

by Amber H. Stiles March 14, 2009

Desktop Hero

An insult thrown out by trolls to scare the general public of internet users. No one is sure as to its actual meaning, but we know it is something along the lines of being a heroine addict that lives on a desktop.

Guy number one: "Wow, I really hate you"
Guy number two: "Y'all are some desktop hero"
Guy number one: "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! IT MAKES ME RAAAGE ON THE INSIDE"

by The Isketch User August 29, 2009

deskular

1. Pertaining to a desk
2. Objects on or relating to a desk
3. Desk-like in appearance

Due to serious deskular issues in the office we are having to downsize. ie. There are too many people and not enough desks.

I awoke in the office to find that most of my deskular goods had been stapled to my face.

The woman standing before me was of a stout, deskular stature.

by Pip Fantastico February 10, 2007

deskpro

a comupter which suprisingly is older slower and less updated than your mom

i hate this slow deskpro

by bwis cgboygrbucrferg January 20, 2009

Desketchified

When something is learned about a sketchy situation making the situation no longer sketchy.

Remember that one time you asked me to homecoming? Well that was lame, so I'm asking YOU so things will be desketchified.

by Ligitly September 27, 2010

deskpression

A feeling of depression brought on by working behind a desk too long. Generally mundane office work can lead to deskpression.

She has to take some sick leave as she's suffering from deskpression.

by JosifMoshe September 3, 2012

deskcorations

A collection of items you display at your workplace desk or cubicle.

My collection of deskcorations is growing

by iambeggers September 17, 2012