University of Denver

The only University out west where the students still look and act like Highschoolers throughout all four years. Most of the students are coming from boarding schools. If you're coming from public school avoid the DU social life. Get involved with Auraria campus. You'll hate yourself for trying to socialize with DU kids, very specific breed of stupid. House parties are terrible. Lot of blonde rich white girl clones. We all wish they were hoes yet unfortunately are mentally ill or some weird variation of that. You can approach them, however, remember to bring a shiny gold ring in case they start to look at you with "that look" you'll know what look I'm talking about if you've been around DU people. They're the only ones on this planet who have "that look". All the freshmen girls lose their virginity to the Hockey team. The Hockey team hosts an annual rape party during freshmen orientation week. Avoid the guys who go to the business school. They're a bunch of obnoxious idiots. The sorority girls don't bother, they're confused with themselves. Engineering people are in an Engineering Cult. The hottest best quality women you'll find are in the Graduate Education building. Easiest women in the business school. Pretentious in the Music school. The crazies in the psychology buildings. Don’t date them. Other majors hit or miss. Avoid the female lacrosse team they're sexually confused. It's a trade school advertising itself as a liberal arts ivy league school.

University of Denver is where you go to start a career

by RealDealJesus February 11, 2021

denzer

typical lame girl at your highschool

thinks toothbrushes are masturbation tools

by - January 21, 2005

Deibert

A whore-ish commi who enjoys racist slurs and Steven King. Can be found laughing hysterically at the misfortune of others.

Get that Deibert out of my pants!

by Don't wory about it.. March 25, 2007

Dennermin

Any time occuring after December 21, 2012. It could be considered a time period or phase of the Earth, following December 21, 2012.

Dennermin was the begining of a new stage in my college career.

by Daphne Lanolin January 7, 2011

denver indiana

A very small close knit community where everyone is friendly and loving. A great group of Christian's and many farmers. You are always welcome and "at home" in Denver indiana

I am going to Denver Indiana to see my family

by Lo-Lee B July 13, 2017

Denver mattress

A Denver Mattress is when your partner sits naked on a Denver omelet while you drop a Colorado mudslide on to their reclining chest

She said she wanted to try something kinky so I suggested it Denver Mattress

by Fuckedupred January 12, 2018

Denver

I haven't met many Denver's in my life. They are usually very funny, creative, talented. They can sing and dance very well. Denver's are very well organized. She will be very very beautiful and any guy would be so lucky to have her. Once you build a strong relationship with her, it will be so painful to lose her. She will forever be your best friend and there will never be a dull moment in your life with a Denver

Daniel : Wow that girl is so funny
Me : She is definitely a Denver

by Malissa😌 October 21, 2019