The only University out west where the students still look and act like Highschoolers throughout all four years. Most of the students are coming from boarding schools. If you're coming from public school avoid the DU social life. Get involved with Auraria campus. You'll hate yourself for trying to socialize with DU kids, very specific breed of stupid. House parties are terrible. Lot of blonde rich white girl clones. We all wish they were hoes yet unfortunately are mentally ill or some weird variation of that. You can approach them, however, remember to bring a shiny gold ring in case they start to look at you with "that look" you'll know what look I'm talking about if you've been around DU people. They're the only ones on this planet who have "that look". All the freshmen girls lose their virginity to the Hockey team. The Hockey team hosts an annual rape party during freshmen orientation week. Avoid the guys who go to the business school. They're a bunch of obnoxious idiots. The sorority girls don't bother, they're confused with themselves. Engineering people are in an Engineering Cult. The hottest best quality women you'll find are in the Graduate Education building. Easiest women in the business school. Pretentious in the Music school. The crazies in the psychology buildings. Don’t date them. Other majors hit or miss. Avoid the female lacrosse team they're sexually confused. It's a trade school advertising itself as a liberal arts ivy league school.
by RealDealJesus February 12, 2021
The only social media site in the world where you'll meet female 26 year old virgins drier than the Sahara desert claiming to be adults while having the emotional maturity of a 9 year old. The only company on the planet that claims free speech yet it's content policy is written by Adolf Hitler himself. The Faggot cousin of Facebook. The only company in the world that hires 9 year old data scientists to moderate a site where even neo nazis look like angels compared to Reddit. If Hitler would've won world war II Reddit is how society would look like. If you ever plan on joining Reddit please stick your finger in a live socket, cover yourself in leeches, and eat bleach for breakfast because you'll at least get your money's worth.
Hey are you a Redditor? Fuck no why would I ever go to a site that kills your IQ in less than an hour.
by RealDealJesus October 09, 2021