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Democrats

A horrible party that causes 99% of the US's problems. A person who believes that things should be handed to them and not worked for. A person who believes that protecting our selfs with lethal force is tyranny. A person that believes kill unprotected fetus is ok. A person that thinks that people that try to take down America (Terrorist) should be torchered and put in jail, because that is "not nice". A person that think the people that are ritch and worked for it should give it to scums on the side of the street that have done nothing with their life's. People that support the Muslim, communist Obama and think he is the best president ever. They are the scums that think that using lethal force against people trying to kill you (Missouri) is unfair and should be frowned apon.
Democrats don't believe in working hard.
by The Truth Must be spoken May 15, 2015
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Liberal Democrats

A collective noun for a group of moles.
“What is a UK political party that shares it’s name with the collective noun for moles?”
“For some reason Liberal Democrats is shouting out to me.”

What is that group of mammals in your garden?”
“Oh, that’s just some Liberal Democrats.”
by Megalol9 October 18, 2021
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Democrat Virus

A virus that has never been isolated in a peer reviewed study that can only be treated by doing nothing as long as you stay inside or six feet away from others. Fatal to anyone with a cold or flu combined with an underlying condition or co-morbidity...like fatness.
I took a test and they said I had the Democrat virus.
by Chester De Scrotts September 26, 2023
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Democrat Rape

A rape that supposedly occured ten to thirty years ago with no police report, no witnesses, no forensics or other proof.
I was hit with a claim of Democrat rape and i was cancelled.
by Chester De Scrotts September 26, 2023
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Dictionary Democrat

Someone who wastes their time righting definitions for Donald trump saying he’s stupid, like I kinda agree with y’all but this is so petty.
I’m mad that Donald trump was president. Imma go be a Dictionary Democrat
by Not funny, not at all December 26, 2020
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Liberal Democrats

Who?
Person 1: "Does the name Tim Farron mean anything to you?"

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "Me neither."

Person 3: "Lots of weed and 16 year olds voting!"

Person 1: "ah... Now I remember"

Boris: "Jesus christ Nigel! Is that what I think it is?"

Nigel: "My God Boris! It's a one of those liberal democrats! I thought those things were extinct in Britain."
by A Sceptical Leftie October 28, 2017
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Democratic Socialism

A "Big Tent" definition of Democratic Socialism, that includes Bernie Sanders, AOC, me, and maybe you:

A democratic process of defining, shaping, and implementing shared agreements to ensure that (A) The essential needs of every individual and community are met*, (B) Every individual/organization does and gives their fair share in support of healthy, safe, and functioning communities, and (C) Every individual/organization/community/nation considers their impact on their neighbors, resources, and planet.

A participatory, non-exploitative, and regenerative system of economics that supports individual, community, and planetary well-being.

*Essential Needs: Housing, water, food, safety, health care (including physical, mental, and dental health), education/childcare, transportation, communications, banking, and retirement/disability income.
Democratic Socialism empowers the democratic majority to end the exploitative, unsustainable, and non-regenerative behaviors of individuals, organizations, and governments in support of individual, community, and planetary well-being.
by Bay Area Person February 18, 2019
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