Division 78

Branch of government in charge of administering anal probing of certain marked individuals. Hide their identies wearing alien suits.

"I was abducted by some aliens and anal probed last night, but my friend told me it was really Division 78."

by big pimpin\' September 19, 2003

Inter-dimensionalportalationist

Participating in the creation or use of inter-dimensional portals.
Can be associated with occupation or recreation.

That man is the worlds greatest inter-dimensionalportalationist.

by Grandma Taters May 28, 2011

Diversified

To make parts mostly to print specs, but not totally

To leave uncalled for "fencing patterns" in high tech finishes

Also, broken taps are common in some parts of the country

Extra holes are also common, although, it is not known why
Some believe it is to "make up" the difference for the shortage of holes caused by the broken taps.

I had my parts made at Diversified, but they came back with multiple problems.

by Haas 1962 January 27, 2010

dimension manipulation

Where one can control all 11 dimensions in their own manner. Replace the function of any dimension you so desire to. Travel through dimensions at your own will. Control which openings to which dimension you want.

An example of Dimension Manipulation: The 11th dimension, where all Universes are created and then dispelled into other dimensions, can be transformed into a dimension governing Time.

by Photon Furry August 1, 2011

sex cell division

This is also called meiosis. It is the production of sex cells, or gametes. It is different from mitosis, or normal cell division.

Gametes are Sperm and Egg cell.

One gamete contains 1/2 the genetic information that a parent cell would have.

At the end of meiosis, there will be 4 "daughter cells" from 1 parent cell.

Errors in this process lead to conditions such as:
- Down Syndrome
- Turner Syndrome
Klinefelter Syndrome

and more!

male sperm under go meiosis or "sex cell division" to make sure there is a supply of sperm readily available

by c=2.997924562 November 21, 2011

Panzer Division

Adjective;

As in reference to WWII, now refers to overly-obese and extremely obnoxious females with insatiable appetites for men of any type. Like the German tanks that share the same name, spotting one almost always means trouble. More mobile and crafty than a Sherman, a Panzer Division is never seen without alcohol and/or drugs and often wears clothing that no women their size should ever consider buying for sake of the entire world. Best to avoid at all costs.

Oh no, look out, I think that Panzer Division has spotted us and is tromping towards this way! RUN!

or-

We better break this party before that Panzer Division over there sees us.

by C-Chilla July 16, 2008

pansy division

see pansy
also see pussy
1) any divisions that contain or involves pansies. 2) any area or shelf in a greenhouse containing pansies. 3) any group, sect, cult, or divisions of cowardly men. (A pansy is a cowardly man or a man with womanly/childish/babyish personality traits. i.e. "pussy")

Coach: ALRIGHT! We'll start with 50 push-ups!
Team whines...
Coach: What is this? The pansy division?!?

by Blondie November 14, 2003