destroyed

A common metaphor used in forums, blogs and chatrooms to describe a follow-up state of "destructive" laughter. It means to get so stupified and overwhlemed by a comment, reply, joke or jargon that it ultimately "destroys" you with humor.

{Random text messaging conversation:}

Person A: Aw, man, you have jury duty? That sucks, dude.

Person B: Yea...

Person A: You better hope they don't summon you!

Person B: Oh, they won't. I can see things before they actually happen. I'm gonna start singing chinese chants and drop to the floor in seizure. Just call me Miss Cleo.

Person A: What the ... ?! *DESTROYED* That is crazy.

Person B: Exaaactly. No one likes these types of ppl on jury.

Person A: Lol, I guess.

by ima90sbb February 20, 2009

Destroya

A NWOBHM band from East London, UK

Destroya - New Wave Of British Heavy Metal

by Kevin Gregory January 12, 2009

Mom Destroyer

An Arabian camel jockey rag head bastard who is doped out on chalkboard dust beats the living shit out of his mam with lamps, slippery dildos, moltof KAKtails, etc.

Lee M. is a mom destroyer. His mam is so ripped now.

by Butt Eash November 12, 2003

destroy dick december

its were u masterbate and make a valcano of cum in december

its finally destroy dick december

by best gay person ever December 5, 2018

Coochie Destroyer

Something or someone given the sex life nam “Coochie Destroyer” it means he destroy his victims in sex

Girl- the Coochie Destroyer destroyed me last night

by Susan Milnet March 25, 2021

Destroy Yourself

To masturbate furiously for a extended amount of time. This often leads to chafing, bleeding, and swelling of the testicles.

Destroy Yourself: Kevin Destroys himself for hours on end.

by Haha you lil bastard July 8, 2010

destroying the holy land

A term used for when someone takes a Christian girls virginity.

During church I took this one Christian girl and started destroying the holy land.

by Everything_been_deleted January 11, 2019