Bear-O-Dactyl

The offspring of a Bear and a Pterodactyl

Yes, it's true. A Pterodactyl once hooked up with a Grizzly Bear. They made love under the sea, in outer space, EVERYWHERE. Yes, that bear gave birth to a motherfuckin' Bear-O-Dactyl who just might Ptero-You a new asshole. So beware, motherfuckers, beware.

by hagsdizzlemanizzle December 9, 2009

daily habit

Engaging in the act of masturbation.

"doing the daily habit"

xAznb0i69x: Hey dude, whats shakin'?
l0v3rm4n: brb
l0v3rm4n: daily habit

by Antonin March 24, 2008

dairy binge

When lactose intolerant people decide to stop being so good with restricting the dairy intake, and eat tons of dairy products, knowing the outcome will be horrific.

Shannon: I went on a complete dairy binge last night.
Emily: What?
Shannon: ...I had been doing so well.
Emily: ...Oh no....

by EMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ February 2, 2009

Daisytown

Located in the middle of no where in Western Pennsylvania. Also completely out of distance from all local shopping sites, food stores and other outside resources.

Approximate driving time for all outside food sources: 30-45 mins.
Also a small town full of person(s) addicted to drugs, in breeding, and insubordination.

Person 1: I'm from Daisytown :D
Person 2: o0 Where?
Person 1: You know, Daisytown?
Person 2: No...?
Person 1: Middle of no where?
Person 2: OHH! Daisytown!

by Lost In Kranglation. January 16, 2011

Daily strokings

Daily strokings means masturbating everyday, at least once.

"Damn man, have you gotten your daily strokings in yet?"

by koolmanrocks2000 April 12, 2012

Dairy Hangover

When, after eating enough dairy products like milk and ice cream, you feel so terrible that it is comparable to a hangover.

Don't eat so much ice cream that fast or you'll get a Dairy Hangover.

by dragons615 October 25, 2012

Daisylountisous

The amount of cuteness a boy's pug makes per millisecond (10^1236)

Your baby is generating Daisylountisous amounts of cuteness!

by Like Steal January 6, 2018