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Calmar

A completely bumfucked town in no-mans land north of Dubuque. Everyone there is either cracked out or a complete fuckin hick, or cracked out hicks. It is the most boring place on earth, and there is nothing to do but drink get high and sit around in your houses, cuz everybody outside is fucked up. The people are kind of like zombies except they're cracked out hillbilly zombies, that drive big loud trucks.
The actual town of Calmar, IA or any town in Clayton, Winnishiek, Fayette, or Allamkee county, IA.
by Reuter April 29, 2008
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operation CWAL

Operation Cant Wait Any Longer
for starcraft mentioned in credits. also can be entered by pressing enter/return for your buildings to be built faster
hey you suck so im gonna use operation cwal and kill you
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Abbreviation for Come Here And Let Me Blow You
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calm your life

calm down and stop stressing out. chill out, stop trippin.
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Calmatience

Noun: Combination of calm and patience, usually used as an exclamation and with a slight Mexican accent.
"Calmatience Elena! Don't exhaust yourself worrying about your clutch. The key to driving stick...is remaining calm and being patient. Calmatience."
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