Curious Onlooker

Noun. A penis which, when fully erect, bends to one side, having the appearance of a rubbernecker at the scene of an accident.

My last boyfriend's cock was a curious onlooker, but my new boo sports a baby's arm holding an apple.

by Smokey San Jose January 26, 2009

Curious George

A person with authority over you (boss, teacher, parent, etc.) who repeats your name and asks you questions in which they already know the answer to make you seem inferior in intelligence and/or physical strength.

Bryan: ::unloading a truck::

Rose: "What are you doing?"

Bryan: "Unloading this truck."

Rose: "Why are you doing that?"

Bryan: "Because you told me to!?!?"

Rose: "Bryan...Bryan...Bryan..."

Rose: ::exits::

Random Co-worker: "Wow...that bitch sure is one Curious George!!!"

by SolesExodus December 19, 2008

Crigga

someone who is black with a lot of white tendencies
someone who is white with a lot of black tendencies
not a cracka but not a nigga just ignant

Kwame was walking down the street with Ev, all of a sudden he see this bad shorty coming out the GAP. Kwame said "who dat?" Ev said "O that's Mo, I know that crigga from way back."

by nave82 February 28, 2010

bi-curious

1. a male or female who favors the same sex but refuses to accept that he/she is gay.

2. a supposed straight male or female who is curious about the same sex in a sexual or romantic way.

1. Mark claims to be bi-curious to himself and spends endless hours locked in his room with Jim rather than going anywhere with his girlfriend.

2. While having sex with his girlfriend Alle, Nick continuously screams "oh Mike," and keeps his eyes closed.

by Jack E. S. May 22, 2006

crigger

A dumb ass white person who thinks they are black, please! CR stands for cracker.

That fucken crigger swears he looks good in Sean Jean.

by atrition March 19, 2003

Curious George

When a guy picks up a hooker and takes her home only to find she has a penis, but still yet is curious what it would be like and follows through with his original plan, only slightly modified to fit the circumstances.

Dude i swear she wasn't a curious george, she just had a really deep voice.

by MattB#1 December 13, 2006

Chrignostic

A member of the branch of agnosticism that , while having no firm beliefs, takes from some of the better aspects of Christianity. Some of these aspects include self-sacrifice, forgiveness, and fairness. Chrignostics generally follow the current teachings of Science and do not hold any one religion to be more "true" or "valid" than any other religion.

I've never actually seen a group of fanatical Chrignostics. I don't believe they exist.

by Erin December 28, 2004