A metaphor for the experience of having your boss come in to your cube with no real motivating factor and:
1) run through a random list of incomplete thoughts (usually conveyed in incomplete sentences)
2) preemptively thank you for agreeing to perform the most poorly defined of those "ideas"
3) request that it be done by tomorrow
*bonus: the boss is eating lunch while doing the above
1) run through a random list of incomplete thoughts (usually conveyed in incomplete sentences)
2) preemptively thank you for agreeing to perform the most poorly defined of those "ideas"
3) request that it be done by tomorrow
*bonus: the boss is eating lunch while doing the above
I had my headphones on, my plant was positioned to block eye contact from people passing by, and excel was open because of that deadline for the report next week...
Totally didn't stop him -- cube vomit everywhere. I tried to stop him mid hurl, but he didn't care. I wasted three hours cleaning up that shit. And then he did a remote vomit via email: now he wants weekly updates so I can better manage my time and get more work done.
Totally didn't stop him -- cube vomit everywhere. I tried to stop him mid hurl, but he didn't care. I wasted three hours cleaning up that shit. And then he did a remote vomit via email: now he wants weekly updates so I can better manage my time and get more work done.
by Kitten of Doooooom May 13, 2011
Get the cube vomitmug. A kick ass game that is taking for ages to be made by its developer Wollay who is taking more than a year to release a single fucking update. It is almost definitely vapor-ware. To bad those quests have hard monsters. Newb Alert.
by TheBlozer April 16, 2014
Get the cube worldmug. To pull an Ice Cube; use all the milk in the house except for a few drops, therefore when somebody (Ice Cube in Friday) goes to put some on their cereal, they realize they've been had and are told to use water like everybody else.
by misledburnout January 28, 2010
Get the Ice Cubemug. A B cube refers to a rotund woman who must possess 3 essential qualities - big boobs, a big butt and a big belly. Since these 3 qualities all start with the letter 'B', she is therefore known as a B cube or a B cuber.
Jesus, Dan sure attracts those B cubers at the club!
Did you see the B cube Dan got with last night? She was oozing oil on the dancefloor!
Man, I wish my girlfriend was a B cube, just like Dan's!
Did you see the B cube Dan got with last night? She was oozing oil on the dancefloor!
Man, I wish my girlfriend was a B cube, just like Dan's!
by Banerjeehad October 23, 2010
Get the B cubemug. The eminent center would like to remind you that the companion cube will not threaten to stab you and cannot speak. If you do hear the companion cube speak, ignore what it says as it would sooner destroy itself than be a burden to you.
by The Hater of haters December 4, 2014
Get the companion cubemug. A way way waaaaaaaay premature cube or recube given in a match of backgammon, in the hope to "ho" the match by getting insanely lucky afterwards and thus to frustrate your opponents.
"He played like shit, gave a jd cube and ho'ed the match home."
"That guy is such a jd cuber. He always cubes on his first turn."
"That guy is such a jd cuber. He always cubes on his first turn."
by fibster February 28, 2012
Get the jd cubemug. "He broke up with me through a text, and then sent a picture of his dick to my roommate.!!"
"What an ass cube."
"What an ass cube."
by AssCube March 19, 2014
Get the Ass Cubemug.