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Infinite Covid Concern Theorem

A scientific theorem used by communication psychologists: an upper-class white liberal will find a way to mention how they are more careful to COVID-19 virus than any other person in the room
"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"

"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"

"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"
by thatsrightimFUNNY March 20, 2022
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Land 'O COVID

A region of relatively high concentration of COVID positive individual cases, regardless of death toll.
Hey, you headin' back to Alabama?
Oh, HELL NO! That's the Land 'O COVID. I'm stayin' in Naples, FL where COVID doesn't even exist.
by YAWA December 12, 2020
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Shouldn't we celebrate New Zeland Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern as Leader of the Covid-free World considering the lack of leadership shown by many world leaders?
Who is the Leader of the Covid-free World?
New Zealand had less cases than Trump's White House.
by No Hemingway February 6, 2021
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PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder

A mental condition triggered by events or activities that mirror traumatic memories of the Covid-19 pandemic.
She panics and leaves the room as fast as she can if someone coughs. She has PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.
He doesn’t like to be alone in his apartment. He suffers from PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.
by FreshWords April 14, 2021
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I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.
"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"
by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022
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Covid Divot

The indent left in my couch after quarantine from SARS-CoV-2
I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.
by FEISTYCADAVER April 26, 2020
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Covid Turkey Slap

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.
My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.
by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020
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