Covid-38

The next 19 pounds you gain after the second wave of Covid-19 hits.

I should've worn a mask, practiced social distancing, and maybe walked around the block once or twice a day. Now, instead of just having Covid-19, I have the Covid-38.

by MrMathAllOfYous August 10, 2020

Covid Rule

When a thin majority or weak government declares a nationwide state of emergency as an excuse to curb the spread of the coronavirus to hang on to power, or to prevent the administration from collapsing.

Malaysian PM resorts to Covid rule to suspend the parliament, thus preventing any elections to be held during the emergency, which could last until 2022, when the situation returned to normal.

by Covido January 12, 2021

covid tinkle

when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public

What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.

by AllByMySELF November 19, 2020

Covid-𝛾

Read as “Covid-gamma.” Also known as the P.1 or “Gamma” variant. Like the Alpha and Beta variants, the Gamma variant (or the “Bolsonaro virus,” as the Opposition in Brazil call it with reference to their President’s inept handling of the coronavirus crisis), which was first detected in January 2021 and tested in travelers entering Japan, is believed to be more transmissible than Covid-19.

Because Covid-𝛾 shares some mutations with Covid-β (the South African variant), the gamma variant’s effects on immunity and vaccine effectiveness remains a worry for health officials, as confirmed by some collected samples.

by MathPlus November 30, 2021

Covid-☯️

When superstitious folks are gullibly led to believe that applying feng shui principles at the entrance of their house or office building would ward off the coronavirus or its deadlier variants—when the yin or negative energies of the pandemic outside would be neutralized by the yang or positive energies inside.

Thanks to Covid-☯️, a number of feng shui masters saw a golden opportunity to prey on the superstitious or frightened folks to grow their paranormal businesses.

by Covido September 19, 2021

arse covids

Its the illness Robbo gets when everyone else is getting the oridinary Covid.

Oh fuck I wish this arse covids would go, that's the ninth shit I've had today.

by Corporate_guy July 19, 2020

covid coupon

the deep discounts or free services offered by retailers, websites, telecom providers, or restaurants in response to the global pandemic CoVID-19. the covid coupon may also take the form of a deferred payment, such as insurance, credit card or car loans. all in an effort to generate revenue while the quarantine/lockdown persists and help consumers in times of financial or health crises and mass unemployment.

pornhub encourages you to stay home with a covid coupon for free premium during the quarantine.
doordash has a covid coupon for free deliveries on saturdays this month.

by lunamar April 15, 2020