country Blumpkin

The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".

Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.

by Bad Monkey May 6, 2004

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

by MOChick November 7, 2006

country style gravy

The act of nutting down a partner's throat with thick, chunky semen

"I gave my girlfriend a big mouthful of country style gravy last night"

by Denvah December 3, 2016

monkey country

typically a third world country. many of which have extreme poverty,high crime rates, and a very corrupt government and justice system. most, but not all of which contain indigenous species of monkeys and apes, hence, the name monkey country. but can be associated with any poor corrupt rogue nations.

somalia,sierra leone,nigeria,bolivia, el salvador and afghanastan are just a few examples of a monkey country.

by biffstu March 12, 2009

Cross country

the ultimate endurance sport. Its a 3.1 mile sprint across the worst trails possible. It takes brains to decide when to speed up, or hold back, also to execute a race plan. it takes the ultimate mental strength to continue. Do not knock on cross country until you have run the 3.1 miles in under 19 minutes.

cross country can be fun, as long as your attitude is good.

by 101_real_nigga December 7, 2017

Taking A Big Country

Taking A Big Country is when you have to take a shit so bad it requires you to take off all your cloths before you get on the crapper. You usually feel it coming on when you are in public or after a big breakfast with coffee. It starts with a rumble in the stomach then proceeds with sharp pains in the lower intestines. Plan of action is to head home and go ahead and unbuckle your pants, that way you can rip your pants off a lot faster. The shirt (if it doesnt have buttons is much easier). so it should be discarded on the floor once entering your home. This type of shit should be taken with great pride.

1) I couldn't answer the phone last night because I was busy Taking a Big Country.

by slick_willie December 9, 2011

Chugheads of country

A fake religious band sing about getting on their knees and start pleasing Jesus

and sing it only seaman one. one night in the holy hole and rape Jesus

Chugheads of country suck Jesus

by Kingofdick May 30, 2020