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Cougar-esque

A person with traits or attributes of an older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with much younger men.
In the hot tub of that swingers club, I meet a cougar-esque lady. She wasn't quite a cougar because she turned out to be a drag queen.
Cougar-esque by rabriate September 6, 2012

Cougar Cover 

The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.

Also know as Cougar Camo
Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.

Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.
Cougar Cover by D.J. Double D August 30, 2012

Cougar Knob 

When you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants. This word was actually derived from an auto correct fail but it was so good it stuck and continues to spread
I was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and I immediately had a cougar knob. My cougar knob was so hard I could not get up to go talk to her.
Cougar Knob by Golden Chester September 7, 2012

cougar rider 

A younger guy who hunts for the cougar ladies.
The young crew member is a cougar rider. Last night he tamed a cougar after meeting her in the casino bar.
cougar rider by cougarcrew March 6, 2013

Cougar Flaps 

Vaginal lips of and older woman's female member. Not to be confused with Krueger Flaps on an aircraft.
Vanessa's cougar flaps were worn weathered and quite dry.
Cougar Flaps by Demfcane August 18, 2015

cougar con

When a group of middle-age women road trip to a city where they act half their age...specifically at the club.
Hey Bitches, this year Cougar Con 2016 is gonna be in Charleston...clear your schedule and double-down on Spanx.
cougar con by Emcata June 24, 2016