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consolation prize

This is a sex term describing when.....
A guy goes on the pull and finds a girl he thinks he has a chance of havin sex with that night, and so feeds her with drinks till its almost inevitable. They end up round her place but she's so drunk, she passes out on the bed before they get their clothes off. The guy then, knowing he won't get what he came there for, flips her onto her back, wanks off and sprays his load down the middle of her spine.

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Consolation : the comfort you feel when consoled in times of disappointment
tunde:"Dave and Sarah were really going at it the other night weren't they. Did the brother get a slew?"
Mev:"No, he said he got a consolation prize though"
tunde:"That's my dogg!"
by | tund3 | July 24, 2008
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Consolation Fries

Free food given to you by restaurants when they screw up your food.
"I was at Outback and they didn't cook my steak right. When it came back to the table, there were more fries on the plate. They gave me "Consolation Fries."
by Myrina September 24, 2011
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console shitter

A person who plays on console, talks bad about pc.
your so bad at pc.
Bro, shut up you console shitter
by zyfrozwyd on ig August 8, 2021
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consolata

A school made for vertically challenged people 😂😂😂
Rura
Kagithi
Phelly
Neema
Shani
Erica

Nicole
grace
Joy
Tiffany
grenade
Mathew
Mark (all o f them)
damm those consolata girls short as hell
by victor mumo September 20, 2021
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The Console King

The name bestowed to the greatest video game player of all time by the Gods themselves! Sometimes shortened to "TCK" or just "The King". The only known recipient of the title was Mathew Leonard of England, who has had his title challenged on numerous occasions, only for them to be beat down.
Mere mortal 1 - (To TCK) "Hey, wanna game of Goldeneye 64"
Mere mortal 2 - "You can't challenge him.... He's The Console King!"
by The Console King December 26, 2008
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Mutual Affective Consolidation

Mutual Affective Consolidation (MAC for short) is when your feelings and emotions are consolidated with a mutual individual, preferably a very close and/or intimate one.

Expressing and reflecting on your feelings alone might make yourself feel better, but they lack consolidation. Having someone by your side consolidates those feelings and makes you feel complete. This is not proven, but I think it probably has something to do with the hormone oxytocin. This hormone gets released during very intimate social interactions such as hugging, bonding, and sex. When you deeply express your emotions and feelings, your body is actively waiting to release a full rush of oxytocin but does not because it doesn't detect any social input. In a way, having someone by your side allows you to imprint your emotions onto them, thereby triggering a release of oxytocin. This rush of oxytocin is what makes you feel complete and fulfilled. Again this is all just speculation.
After a brutal day, Sarah was very depressed. She could've cried herself to sleep but instead she called her friend over and she cried her feelings out with her, which made her feel a lot better. Sarah just experienced Mutual Affective Consolidation.

Derek was just not getting the satisfaction he desired when pleasuring himself. After getting a new girlfriend, Derek didn't ask for any sexual favors initially, he just asked her to be by his side when pleasuring himself. He found that pleasuring himself (and climax) with his girlfriend beside him felt much better than when doing it alone. He suspects that Mutual Affective Consolidation is the reason for that.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022
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casso

its me again. can you get it up yet? just think of your ma, it usually works for me. ya your such a mofo
by hah hah bitch January 22, 2004
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