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Goff Corner

An article is labeled as being in Goff Corner if it is an article in a mainstream newspaper on a topic of some significance (e.g. an important political issue) where the emphasis may not suit the 'party line' of the newspaper; and thus the article is to be found on a page somewhere in the middle of the section at a position in the bottom corner of the page, surrounded by a large advertisement (usually for a car company) on one side and with an article, of marginal (or lower) importance, above.
I'm in a state of news-rage after seeing Osama bin Laden relegated to Goff Corner in today's Washington Post.

Did you see that John Howard was in Goff Corner of the Sydney Morning Herald today?

George W. Bush can't get out of Goff Corner in the New York Times now that he's no longer the President.
by Springbok27 February 25, 2009
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Nobody puts baby in a corner!

Meaning, no one is better than you, the world deserves to see you shine, to be heard, loved, see you dance!
Never let anyone hide who you are.
by bangle dame August 16, 2011
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kelly cornering

Kelly cornering is the act of drunk talking to someone at a party or bar. You continue to talk to the person and tell them your life story even when said person is trying to leave. You slowly lead/talk them into a corner that they can't get out of.
Stop Kelly cornering that person they don't want to hear your story.
by Gerberdaisy422 March 2, 2014
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carnetta

A crazy ass woman with a big big heart, but crazy! She's too hard on people she loves and expects way too much out of them.
Damn, Carnetta is crazy as fuck…but she loves me! :)
by JAYRAYHAYBAY December 1, 2013
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Tysons Corner Cowgirl

Those girls that shop a lot, like at Northern VA's shopping center Tysons Corner, and live in places that are very much suburbian. They often try to seem like they aren't from the city by wearing cowboy hats and/or cowboy boots, etc. In truth, however, they are usually too prissy to even touch a horse.
I saw a hundred Tysons Corner Cowgirls at the Rascal Flatts concert the other day. You should have seen them in their little boots and belts screaming "MY HAIR" when they were running to take shelter from the rain. It was even funnier when they ran out of space in the ladies' room.
by haychick96 April 5, 2011
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cornejo

noun- the asshole
verb- to have anal intercourse
You stuck it in her cornejo, didn't you. you sick fuck.

You totally cornejoed her last night
by Sunny Kayden June 3, 2009
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Cornelium

House of great disgust
Filled with filth and rot and fungus with chicken bones going moldy
the cornelium in da heights of oakville
by Nothanks January 3, 2004
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