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When someone is cute, but only when they have their mask on.
When someone is cute, but you don't know what the bottom half of their face looks like.
When someone is cute, but you don't know what the bottom half of their face looks like.
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First, the Canadian will act really polite - as they’re known for - and offer the broad some maple syrup. Before she can answer he then takes the handful of it in his hand (which was behind his back) and smashes it onto her face and mouth before entering her orally.
The Jordanian then walks up from behind to see if everything is ok and generously offer up some hummus, because who the fuck doesn’t love hummus amirite? Before anyone can really acknowledge this kind gesture, a fistful of hummus - which again was in his hand behind his own back - is literally slapped onto the vaginal/anal area of the chick, then immediately penetrated in one swift movement.
During this three way at some point, the Jordanian will say “mobsoot!”, which indicates a quick switching of holes, or conversely the Canadian may say “Tim Horton’s, eh!?” which also indicates a switch.
After several hole swaps and possibly several hours of maple syrup, hummus, and whatever bodily fluids have emerged from each orifice getting sloppily mixed together, the guys then both cum on the girl then go out and have Italian food together (typically Olive Garden).
First, the Canadian will act really polite - as they’re known for - and offer the broad some maple syrup. Before she can answer he then takes the handful of it in his hand (which was behind his back) and smashes it onto her face and mouth before entering her orally.
The Jordanian then walks up from behind to see if everything is ok and generously offer up some hummus, because who the fuck doesn’t love hummus amirite? Before anyone can really acknowledge this kind gesture, a fistful of hummus - which again was in his hand behind his own back - is literally slapped onto the vaginal/anal area of the chick, then immediately penetrated in one swift movement.
During this three way at some point, the Jordanian will say “mobsoot!”, which indicates a quick switching of holes, or conversely the Canadian may say “Tim Horton’s, eh!?” which also indicates a switch.
After several hole swaps and possibly several hours of maple syrup, hummus, and whatever bodily fluids have emerged from each orifice getting sloppily mixed together, the guys then both cum on the girl then go out and have Italian food together (typically Olive Garden).
Dude 1: Yo, did you hear about J and Mat? They gave some broad a Cordanian - AGAIN. That’s the fourth time this week!
Dude 2: No way! They are gonna get fat from eating all that Olive Garden.
Dude 2: No way! They are gonna get fat from eating all that Olive Garden.
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At the 2021 Corona Olympics, which country is likely to strike gold in both the infection and mortality events? A nation with low vaccination rate; or one that is continually plagued with nationwide protests, where citizens’ personal choices with regard to masking and vaccination overrule any political mandate to protect themselves and others?
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