conenpart

Translates into "come and party" when you are far to drunk to text or write and e-mail properly.

Chad sent the text "conenpart" to Jessica last night after he had 12 shots of vodka in an hour

by try agian 858 December 1, 2006

clopenklutzei

(CLOP-en-klut-say) verb~ singular- to act and/or hang out with the exact different clique than you really belong in, to get incriminating evidence
plural- see clopenklutzed (clop-en-KLUTSED)

damn! jerry totally embaressed the preps today he acted like he was their friend then stood them up at a fake party it was total clopenklutzei.

by The Magic Dragon October 22, 2007

Copandenitis

(ko-pan-deh-nytus) -noun Pathology

1. A disease contracted by humans after excessive panda visiting. The only known remedy for copandenitis is a 5 day quarantine with no contact from co-workers or pandas.

Symptoms include: darkening of skin pigment around the eyes, hunger for bamboo, ability to climb trees extraordinarily well, and random mauling of small children and co-workers.

Note: Sufferers of copandenitis should wait a minimum of 90 days after recovery to come in contact with any pandas, stuffed or otherwise, as they are more susceptible to the disease during this time.

Jordan went to the zoo every day and caught copandenitis, he missed a whole week of work.

by Kodachromegirl May 27, 2010

Compenschlong

The act of purchasing something really big in order to compensate for the size of your dick.

Jake: "I just bought a huge Dodge Ram!"
Dave: "Total compenschlong"

Zach: "That guy just bought a footlong hotdog. Total compenschlong."

Dan: "Check out my new 80" TV!"
Josh: "#compenschlonging"

by THEDUBS December 11, 2013

comengofer

Definition of comengofer: A comengofer is a person who tells you to do something or tells you that you can't do something and then does the exact same thing that he or her just told you to do or not to do. A comengofer can also be someone who comments on everything you do either in a nice or mean way and expects that you won't do it.

For example:

I walk in the room and I turn on the light, my brother yells at me and tells me to "TURN IT OFF!". I say no but then he says "do you want me to beat the crap out of you?". There for I would turn it off because I would not want to get beat up. Later that day I'm in the same room and my brother walks in and turns the light on. I say "turn it off", and then he says "NO!". I say that "earlier you did the same thing to me". He says do you want me to beat you up?", and I say no because I don't want to get beat up. My brother gets to take total advantage of me and be a comengofer.

In this case my brother would be the comengofer.

by cwarner267 January 2, 2014

Coped out

"Coped out"...derived from Cope2, not to be confused with copped out. "Coped out"(definition) - to turn states evidence, become a police informant, to rat / snitch on someone, to testify in court.

. (Example- 1. he got his charges dropped because he coped out on his co-accused. 2. When someone gets arrested due to an informant providing information, it's called getting "coped out".) - To be Coped on is the same as getting ratted on, or snitched on.

by BossTruth September 23, 2015

Colen spray

When u spray shit in to the air

Omg I just colen sprayed

by Big floppy baw sack September 7, 2016