Conan O'Brien

Hilarious late night show host that can make anyone laugh.

I don't watch any other late night shows except Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

ABC (American Broadcasting Company)

Network established in 1943, after RCA sold "The Blue Network" to Edward Noble. Merged with United Paramount Theatres (offshoot of Paramount Pictures) in 1953. Merged with Capitol Cities Broadcasting in 1985 and with Disney in 1996.

"This is ABC--The American Broadcasting Company"

by James Barr February 7, 2005

Conan O'Brien

A genuinely funny talk-show host, who after becoming the host of The Tonight Show, provided more laughter in the first 5 minutes of his first show than the entire 17 years of Jay Leno hosting it.

Conan O'Brien's first-ever Tonight Show sketch, where he forgets to move to L.A. to host the show and decides to run on his feet all the way from New York.

by pinokkio83 August 7, 2009

age of conan

Age of Conan - Hyborian Adventurers is an MMORPG by Funcom and Microsoft set to release in April, 2008. The game is based mainly on combat, quests, character development and siege. For PC and Xbox 360.

"Dude, are you going to get Age of Conan?"
"Yeah it looks fucking awesome :D."

by The hulk66 March 27, 2008

Conan O'Brien

(Noun) New host of 'The Tonight Show' replacing an older, lamer host that no one will ever really miss. Perhaps the biggest fear fans have put to rest since Conan's succession includes the retention of his wit, charm and childish antics.

Conan has since moved from New York to Los Angeles, California where he currently resides. That is until he replaces another less talented, even older, even lamer host.

(Adj) 'Conan O'Brien' could also be a man who fits the following criteria:
1. Tall
2. Pale
3. Handsome
4. Funny
5. Over 40
6. Irish and/or Catholic
7. Generous
8. Gracious

Truth be told every woman on earth secretly desires him and is kidding themselves if they deny it. Seriously...i see the conebone in my dreams when i go to sleep at night. As a matter of fact, I would totally be in favor of him changing his name to Conan O'Hotness. Actually, as of June 2009 that's his name now: Conan O'Hotness.

Me: "I want to fuck Conan O'Brien so hard!"

Some Idiot: "Are you kidding me? He's old enough to be your daddy."

Me: "Conan can be my daddy any day...bitch."

by thehuntress June 3, 2009

Opening a destruction company

-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.

Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"

by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010

Kurt Cobang

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-bang" in the process.

Kurt Cobang is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. When he did it, it went "Bang!" That was pretty smart of him to do that. He made a big nasty mess, too.

by PMax March 9, 2008