Ear Condom

If you don't like Judas, Wear an ear condom next time

In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance. Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind. But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense. Judas kiss me if offenced, or wear an ear condom next time

by GEORGEOFF May 6, 2011

condom world

1. Store where you need to be 18 to enter, for obvious reasons. There are things in there which nobody should ever be forced to see.
2. The backbone of Puerto Rico's economy.

Alan: Why do you have so many Condom worlds.
Random Puerto Rican Student: I don't know. We're horny.

by Not Well Hung February 8, 2007

condom

The most underused piece of material in the teenage world.

Beth: we should use a condom
Joe: no way those are so old school.

by candybabiiixoxo October 3, 2008

condom

wrap it be for you tap it

Brandon: Dude you need to make sure you wrap it befor you tap it(condom)

Nate: Damn man your right, i forgot about that, thanks man

by Brandon LA hood May 28, 2008

BYU condom

A synonym for blue jeans or Levi's. Brigham Young University (BYU) is owned by the Mormon church, which has very strict rules about chastity. A large number of BYU students regularly participate in Levi lovin' or dry humping, because they are trying to get it on without having real intercourse. So, in a sense, their jeans are protecting them from having sex.

Yeah, we were getting it on and I blew my load, but luckily I had on my BYU condom. I wonder if she noticed?

by poopstone July 11, 2006

Condoleezza Rice

(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.

I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?

by Balls Fargas June 19, 2007

condom face

Someone gets snapped in the face with a condom and leaves a condom imprint.

"Sarah held a finger condom to christi's face and snapped it on her. Causing her to have a condom face?"

by stacieandsarah August 18, 2008