blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.
John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"
by gtg01 February 26, 2012
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Lost and confused

Cheating on your boyfriend with 7 or more guys, all at about the same time.
Person 1: Did you really see 7 or more people at the same time without most of them knowing about it?
Katerino: I was very lost and confused...
by YaBoiDenden April 27, 2020
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Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.
"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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DNA Confusion

They confusion one gets when trying to use two colors to label the Chromosomes on a paper, but when they look at the example in the book they use 15 different colors.
My tablemates Have DNA Confusion while trying to finish the worksheet.
by BioPhrases November 13, 2018
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Confuse-icated

Another way of saying confused - but with a twist.... it also rhymes with fornicated - some what
by missbe.xx December 07, 2010
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Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad
Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.
by Shitlord69420 April 18, 2018
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Confused

The majority of people on this planet. They are all delusional and do not agree with each other.
Confused you all are.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 04, 2020
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