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meta comment

When you present something without further comment by saying you are presenting something without further comment.

Sometimes abbreviated to MC
Tweeter 1: Presented w/o further comment: A dog with three heads.
Tweeter 2: That's such a meta comment
by Meta Commenter September 19, 2012
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Comment Fest

In MySpace, when a person receives seemingly endless comments from like a dozen different people to the point where he/she ends up with like 3-4 pages full of comments.
MySpacer #1: Dude last night i had like this massive Comment Fest with like 15 different people!

MySpacer #2: How many comments did you get in total?

MySpacer #1: I got like 327 comments in total!
by El S3x0 October 16, 2008
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comment nazi

When fbr_t mods decide that innocent bystanders are responsible for their periods and decide on freezing the replies of anyone who doesnt do as they say. Cunts.
ohnoezlolhan: lets talk about me in dis post okay.
anon: lol ryna is a sif now lololololol forever lol.
anon: -replies frozen-
ohnoezlolhan: hur hur hur im a comment nazi hur dur dur.
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blob by blob commentary

sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.
"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"
by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007
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Cockumentary

A cinematic adventure that is half porn, half documentary, typically consisting of an educational sexual suggestion followed by some kind of moral and/or virtuous life lesson. In this genre, the cockumentary plays emphasis on the male genitals, and is advised to be viewed by those of the female gender, or homosexual men.
Did you see that cockumentary that was playing at the theater last night?

Yeah, I thought it was fantastic! I went home, fucked my husband, then prayed about it for an hour.
by pseudomine December 7, 2009
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top commenter

A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.

In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"

See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"

Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
by thefoldrock June 1, 2011
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comment pimpette

A phrase that is soon to take the world of myspace by storm, a comment pimpette is a female member of the myspace community that has an extra-ordinary number of comments on their profile.
OMFG Amanda is such a comment pimpette!
by Mr.Gizm0 May 8, 2005
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