Communists

Should be fucking shot dead.

Communism is nothing more than a formula for instant totalitarianism.

I hope Karl Marx and his little homo buddy are burning in hell with Hitler right now!

by FUCK COMMUNISTS March 13, 2005

communist

The most extreme form of liberal, a communist is a person who thinks we'd be better off if we stopped living like people and started living like bees or ants instead.

I'm not surprised someone as idealistic as Fredo would turn out to be a communist.

by Gahmuret February 11, 2007

communism

A well-intended theory of social organisation based on a centalized economy and complete social equality. In practice it proves to be just as given to totalitarianism as capitalism and fascism because it enshrines hierarchy rather than destroying it. Alternatives: see anarchism.

Former Soviet Union. Was quasi-Communist for 70 years until people got fed up. Now it's 'democratic' and 'capitalist' because Western corporations got a chance to buy every industry of value in the post-1989 economic vaccuum. Now Russians are even poorer and have no little more freedom than before.

by russian kid November 5, 2002

communism

A system where the government owns everything, without exception. An example of communism is the Soviet union where 300billion people were killed each week. In a communist society, you have to share your toothbrush with up to 100 people. You have to live in 300ft² boarding houses with up to 7000 people, and sleep on concrete floors. The only food available is potatoes, and each person gets 1 potato per day.

Famous communists include Barack Obama, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Doctor Doom and Sauron from Lord of the Rings.

Hey bro it's my turn on the toothbrush. Man I love communism.

by FuckWhitePeople March 14, 2018

The Communist Manifesto

The Communist Manifesto is basically the bible for Russians. The Russian Bible is all about how sharing is caring. Don't like sharing with commies, then don't go to Vietnam or China, those niggas all about splitting up everyone's shit

Person 1: Sharing is caring
Person 2: Get the hell out of here you commie
Person 1: what now?
Person 2: go read The Communist Manifesto

by TheBoredByrd April 19, 2019

Communism

Communism is a collectivist Utilitarian socio-economic political philosophy. Authoritarian in nature, Communism seeks to abolish private property, social classes, racism, religion, and nationalism. Communist states establish a bureacratic command economy in which the means of production are owned and operated by the state. Thus the main responsibility of the Communist state is to allocate and redistribute resources and products so as to create a society in which all resources are distributed evenly throughout the populous.

The Soviet Union practiced an offshoot of Marxism that can be referred to as Authoritarian Communism.

by GaleryonTheMystic January 3, 2008

Communisms

The orgasim you experiance while having sexual relations with a communist.

Che gave me mad communisms last night

by clintewood January 27, 2009