Cockisode

Any situation related to dealings with Cock(s)

Al came back from the bathroom and spewed "Fuck me in the ass!!! I just had another Cockisode, god damn! Cockstipation!!! Fuck!"

by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 13, 2008

Cocksalesman

Being such a huge cocksucker, that you should be lisenced to sell it.

"WOW, that guy who just came in was a HUGE cocksalesman!"

by MaTTThomas February 26, 2008

cocksboy

a boy with a can do no care for others attitude. Has no reference to his penis size and therefore is imaginatively endowed.

that cocksboy is really stirring things up, johnson.

by cesar romero March 19, 2010

cocksaliva

sperm, especially when dribbling from the source

I was going to spray all over her face but instead cocksaliva came dripping out.

by Imjustasexyman September 17, 2010

cockfused

The fusing of two cocks

Reece and dylan cockfused lastnight, sounded like they enjoyed it.

by chickenwing234 December 21, 2015

Cockasaurus

A large animal, that makes your girls rectum sore. Usually while you are at work. Also known as Jesse.

Jesse, the Cockasaurus, got at my woman again today! If it weren't for the sandwiches she makes me, i might get mad at him.

by xxxSanchoxxx June 18, 2019

Mike Cocks

The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)

Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.

by youdontknow_me June 27, 2019