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Cucumber love

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
Mom get out of my room it’sy cucumber love time !!
by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018
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Cucumber

A large green “vegetable”. That is long and meaty. Usually ate with a stir fry, a salad or a subway. Can also be used in different circumstances.

KSI has a small one.
Barry: “where is my CUCUMBER?”

Bob: “it’s up my butt, do you want it back?”
by Kallix August 7, 2018
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cucumber

A lovable fruit yes a ¨fruit¨ that your girlfriend takes when you are in bed. she eats it for dinner every night and eats it with cherries she loves it when you put it in a hole. her ex boyfriend gave it to his buddy at a fortnight in his room that´s why she is with you now.
John:EAT IT
Britney:already on it

john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it

Britney: cough,cough slurp

john:yes have a cherry to

Britney:no you plug that hole back there

john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick
by Limited_JUKES May 25, 2019
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Cucumber Strategy

Is when you write cucumber as the answer for any question on the test
Aww man! I used the cucumber strategy on Bio exam and got a 12%
by Sheldon Weiner May 29, 2019
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Cucumbering

“Cucumbering” or “To Cucumber” is to Relax so well that you are mistaken for the garden vegetable.
“Oh snap is that a cucumber

“nah that’s just John”

“man he is really Cucumbering hard”

“Where were you last night?”

“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”

“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”
by UncleChungus June 7, 2019
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cucumber

Large 8- 12 inch vegetable that shoots out juices.
That cucumber shot its juices at me.
by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019
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Cucumber

Girls use it... To eat! You dirty minded freak. Boys may use it too... To eat 😉😉
Hey, Have you used to cucumber yet 😏
by Chicken nuggetsssss April 16, 2020
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