Low Cocker

A name synonymus with Zoe Leuchauer. She is, and always will be a low cocker.

Guy 1: Yo that gurl Zoe is a stone cold fox

Guy 2: Nah dont mess with that playa, she's a Low Cocker

Guy 1: Fuck Salt...

by Jose maria chico san juan April 21, 2011

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alarm cocked

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

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Ubey Le Cocked

Used to describe something. It can be used in a bad or good sense to emphasize how good or bad something is/was.

Last night was ubey le cocked (if you had a brillaint night) / he is so ubey le cocked ( he is a dickhead)

by Davoin La'Leary January 24, 2011

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The act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. Usually used for comedic purposes.

I really wish I hadn't ever seen you doing the cocker spaniel.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

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off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006

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Baby Daddy Cockeral

Another name for a cockeral that has just became a daddy cockeral but not long ago was a baby cockeral

dont confuse this with any other animals

Baby daddy Cockeral this cockeral was born now it is a daddy cockeral

by Hyperkiller March 3, 2009

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cocked

To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.

Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.

by Nojworth July 20, 2006

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