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Clark park

A magical place created by god himself. The holiest of lands. Legends say you can even see Jesus roaming around at night. If you step foot in Clark and are being a fiend, god will show you his fiery wrath. Clark Park is a sacred land. Stoners are the guardians of Clark Park and you will be punished if you enter as a fiend. (They can smell fiends from a mile away)
I went to Clark park and the stoners declared I wasn’t worthy enough
by Coochie catcher May 10, 2019
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Clark Kent

Verb (Gender War); A defense, used by a male, against female (usually THOT) mating psychology where the male exhibits a deliberate display of weakness in order to become invisible to the female.

An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?

Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~

A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
by SuryaTzu March 27, 2020
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Related Words
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clank stank

That stank you get from clankin.
What's that smell... it smells like grinding meat slop.

That's Cassandras clank stank on my piece.xiv
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Clanker

the hard r word for robots or anything mechanical
That clanker right there is so annoying.
by Dr.Kim123 November 15, 2021
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Clark Kent'in

Clark Kent'in is the act of balancing out brain with brawn. It reflects the understanding that although it is extremely important to be consciously aware of the physical, objective qualities of life relating to one's self, it is equally important to exercise and grow our mental, subjective qualities as well. After a hard workout at the gym and a healthy meal it is extremely beneficial to put on your reading classes and pick up a book with the intention to educate yourself and expand your mind. Clark Kent'in makes an individual holistic and complete and increases perfection over the mind, as well as the body. Clark Kent'in sets the human being aside from the animal. It reflects the dualistic aspects of the perfect being reconciled into one form, as if Super man and Clark Kent were consolidated into one concept, projecting all the most positive physical and mental attributes simultaneously, having the best of both worlds as opposed to focusing on and developing only the objective attributes of ourselves that are empirically accessible for judgment by society.
Dang, girl! You just worked out for 2 hours at the gym and now you're Clark Kent'in?! Where do you find the time?!
by C D B August 28, 2021
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Clake

When you take a shit and you leave a smear on the toilet
I went the bathroom a someone left clake on the toilet
by Mentboy1 November 2, 2022
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Clarke-Kray

Chief Master Sprog of the Royal Navy.
Made in a lab, an experiment gone wrong mixing Goat Sperm and Greyhound Eggs.
It looks like Basil Brush and has the IQ of a Romanian Hog.
The most reprobate, retrograde, profligate, degenerate, delinquent known to England.
More commonly knows as simply “Sproggy George”
Person 1: “who did this… the whole helicopter is broken”
Person 2: “yeah that’s it, it will never fly again, could’ve been that guy who looks like Basil Brush
Person 3: “Oh Sproggy George, yeah it was him”
Person 4: “who? Clarke-Kray!”
Person 3: “that’s Sproggy George”
All others: what a reprobate
by ProfligatusPrime April 18, 2023
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