christmas

A day that somehow went from the birth of christ to a day where a fat man in a red suit goes down your chimmney and leaves things under a tree that you have for some reason placed in your house. If you are good you get a gift, and if your 'naughty' you get a lump of coal, which really is a fire hazard come to think of it. Also a day where children throw tantrums because they did not recieve the pony they just HAD to have.

Little Becky didn't get her pony from the fat man in the red suit on christmas, so she vowed to make sure there was a big fire in the fireplace next year.

by LeDuh October 31, 2006

Christams

You spelled it wrong too, you moron. It's Christmas.

If you're going to criticize someone, please learn how to spell first.

by Diane December 6, 2004

Christmas

A time of year when people spend more money than they have on crap for people who don't deserve it.

I just wasted 500 dollars on Christmas crap.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

Christmas

A celebration to a pagan god known as "Capitalism".

Im to broke for christmas, and a capitalist economy.

by M-boy February 17, 2006

gayer than Christmas

An extremely flaming homosexual. The concept "gayer than Christmas" is used because Christmas is probably the "gayest" time of the year..and to be gayer than Christmas is, well, obviously very gay!!

"Dude, this guy is gayer than Christmas. When he opens his mouth a purse falls out!"

by <3 Megs* December 29, 2005

Christmas n00b

A new player of a First Person Shooter, Real Time Strategy, or any other type of gaming, who specifically gets their game on Christmas. The player will have a disadvantage to the older players of the game, which gives the older players an easier time leveling up since there will be a huge wave of new players

I love the holiday season, so many Christmas n00bs! I'll level up easy

by Cowman715 January 9, 2008

Black Christmas

right after tax returns are filed; Late January and early February. Most temporary tag period in the year; car will be repossessed in March or April at the latest. Also, rental of Uhaul's and rental furniture when increase at this time as well.

When kids go back to school from Christmas break, they discuss what they got for the holiday, one kid will say "My mama said, 'My Christmas ain't ova, I can get some gifts in February!'"

"When you get that car?" Reply "Black Christmas"

"I am gonna buy all my kids bedroom furniture when January come...."

by Longhairdontcare782 November 2, 2011