Carting

A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.

Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.

Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.

Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

charming

a unique skill possesed by a priveleged (or not priveledged few). charming is accomplished by sitting on your back with your legs spread in the air. you then proceed to expel gas (see fart). once you have farted, you use your butt muscles to suck the air back in and continue to repeat for as long a possible. thus, once your location has been succesfully filled with ass gas, you have completed your charming.

he was charming for two hours until the air was poison

by jordan d January 18, 2006

Charging Rhino Legs

Derogatory term used by male athletes to describe the overly muscular legs of certain female athletes.

The Cal Women's Volleyball Players are so hot, except for #X - she's got charging rhino legs.

by mtnmeister June 27, 2009

Charging Elephant

A dance move which involves pulling out you trouser pockets, holding them aloft whilst poking your penis out over your trousers. It is often complemented by a prolonged braying noise.

A: Oh shit, that guy is sweeping up the bitches.

B: I'm not surprised, did you see his Charging Elephant?

by Elephantastic69 November 3, 2012

Charding

When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.

I opened a bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the bottle.

by Tomatoeyes July 3, 2016

charlin

an interesting mold that grows behind your ears when you forget to floss your teeth

"oh Jane, you appear to have some charlin behind your ear...make sure you floss next time! "

by Snoop Dogg YEEEE February 16, 2008

chattin'

Saying.- Or said.- Chatting.

What have you been chattin' about me you bitch?!

by Becca August 16, 2003