by yxngchris November 23, 2021
Get the christianmug. now all the other meaning are wrong. chirstian does not give two shits about you. dont even thing ladies named scarlet
by iwantmyhoodiebackho October 26, 2020
Get the christianmug. Christianity is a religion that believes in one God. Though there are many "branches" of Christianity-Do to Martin Luthers 95 thesis in the middle ages- such as Baptist, Catholic, Roman Catholic, Pentecostal(Sorry if I mispelled that), ect. We all follow the life and teaching of Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ was the son of Mary and Joseph, and was a jewish religious preacher. He is also the main figure of Christianity. He is to believed to be the Son of God. In the Christian holy book, The Holy Bible, he was sent to Earth forgive us of our sins. He was crucified(A slow painful death of being tied-or in Jesus's case nailed- to a cross), and he was resurrected the third day. It has been scientifically proven thay Jesus came, preached, crucified, and was not in his tumb the third day. Now wether you believe he was the Son of God or not is your personal belief. All Christians must believe these things to enter heaven. The people who did not recieve forgiveness, their soul goes to tell or eternal punishment. Christians are to believe that Jesus is the King of Kings, Lord of Lords and to believe he is the Messiah.
Steps to being saved(According to the Bible):
1.Admit to God that you're a sinner and repent to him.(Outloud by mouth)
2.Believe Jesus was the Son of God, crucified to forgive us, and rose the third day.(Outloud by mouth)
3.Confess to Jesus he is the true Savor and Lord.
Steps to being saved(According to the Bible):
1.Admit to God that you're a sinner and repent to him.(Outloud by mouth)
2.Believe Jesus was the Son of God, crucified to forgive us, and rose the third day.(Outloud by mouth)
3.Confess to Jesus he is the true Savor and Lord.
by Christian4Life July 8, 2018
Get the Christianitymug. A wonderful human being with a kind heart, an amazing brain, and a golden soul. Thoughtful and intentional. Bold and gentle. Passionate and wise. Fun and sweet. He is a killer soccer player and an incredible musician. A lover of books, a teller of stories, and a discoverer of beauty. He is a generous giver whose recommendations are always gold. He has epic dance moves and is the most fun, joyful person to have dance parties with. He makes the greatest scrambled eggs and kills tarantulas. He has beautiful, dark eyes, a knockout-shaved head, and a really good smile. Christian is a true friend. Trustworthy and loyal. He’s there for you and has your back and reminds you of that often. He would do a lot to make you smile which you realize is pretty amazing and invaluable. You are very grateful and thankful for him and all that he is.
by Sunflower27 May 4, 2023
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A b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is chewing on my shoe now I’m running for my life cause the red one has a knife (btw the red gummy bear is christian)
by ( ͡°ʖ ͡°) December 11, 2018
Get the Christianmug. sometimes nice and can sometimes keep secrets. they really want to expose you when u tell them something but they won’t do it unless u give them permission. however if u trigger them somehow, they may expose u. they like to steal ur stuff and bully u for being short. although their name is christian they cuss a lot and they’re birthday is not on christmas. their birthday is on valentine’s day.
by uknowwhoiamlmBo December 14, 2019
Get the christianmug. Christians eat fuck. And suck black dick before whipping them and raping their wives.
Christianity is monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful Hombre. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, which scrutinizes ethnic groups and comes from the greek word Biblios. But the Bible is not one book but indeed 666 books.
There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christy-boys there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian besides being an asshole.
Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'small' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of positive press. However, like all groups, Christianity has the best and worst among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing everything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.
However, many Christians - most, in fact - are shit brains people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
Christians believe in a single dildo rather than a wife.
Christians are dorito eating racist fuckers who scream about.
Christianity is monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful Hombre. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, which scrutinizes ethnic groups and comes from the greek word Biblios. But the Bible is not one book but indeed 666 books.
There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christy-boys there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian besides being an asshole.
Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'small' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of positive press. However, like all groups, Christianity has the best and worst among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing everything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.
However, many Christians - most, in fact - are shit brains people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
Christians believe in a single dildo rather than a wife.
Christians are dorito eating racist fuckers who scream about.
by BakuBling January 14, 2020
Get the Christianitymug.