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blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.
he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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Weed Contract

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.
I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.
by Mr. Freasy May 15, 2011
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Construction Workers

A gang formed by 8th grade girls in 2008. They get demerits on purpose almost everyday. To get in this gang you have to get a demerit on purpose. Their sign is a okay sign language thing. The point finger and the thumb is the "C" for construction and the other three fingers turn out to be a "W" for workers. Everyone in this group has to be sexy(: If not fuck you;; your not in it.
OMGGGG! I want to be in the Construction workers sooo badly!

DAMNNNN! look at those construction workers. They got in going on. I wish i was in it!
by NanneStrickland December 15, 2008
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Cuntstruction

This is an instruction given to you by a manager or senior staff member in the work place. Used when you are not particularly fond of the person giving the instruction.
OMG Harry has given me another cuntstruction
by DuckDuck13ZA June 15, 2018
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Constructive Procrastination

To decide by yourself, or with another person, to procrastinate.
Bryan and I displayed the perfect example of constructive procrastination. We both decided to not do the homework until later.
by Karen2994 October 20, 2010
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Constructitm

Constructitm is a gay Canadian porn star who lives and works out of Toronto, Ontario.

He derived this name by combining the words, construct, it, and man. Having worked in the construction industry for a number of years it only made sense to go with this name at the time and it has stuck.
Constructitm can be searched and found on thousands of internet sites worldwide. Over the past few years, Constructitm has attained a huge following of thousands of men worldwide.

No major studio work has been done to date, but he is willing to discuss work opportunities with anyone.
by Constructitm April 30, 2011
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