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Conaned

When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back
Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned
by Klc1709 January 14, 2010
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conandrum

A portmanteau of Conan and conundrum
A difficult choice or decision that must be made due to a sudden, recursive turn of events, similar to the NBC/Jay Leno Show/Conan's Tonight Show controversy
NBC: Conan, we gave you The Tonight Show at 11:30, but since The Jay Leno show has been sucking, we're pushing you back to give the slot back to Jay
O'Brian: What a fucking conandrum!
Leno: I have a large chin

Marten: Dora and I were going to go to a concert, but then she wanted to watch a movie. Now I have movie tickets but she wants to go to that concert!
Faye: Assballs!
by Jay Leno's large chin January 21, 2010
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Connect a helmet

When they mess up your circumcision anD you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet.
They butchered my peen so I now have a connect a helmet.
by Rodg the garage November 3, 2011
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Connecticut Economy

The economic system which consists of three components: Communism, fascism, and extreme cronyism.
Person No. 1: O.K. so you worked your ass off for 16 years, you paid everything you made in state and local taxes, you put up with all of the verbal abuse, you did all of their work for them, and yet somehow you ended up with nothing to show for it. How come?

Person No. 2: I was working under a Connecticut economy system; I got exactly what I deserved.
by What I Am October 1, 2012
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connectication

connecticate - authentically communicating to create meaningful connection with others

connectication - the process by which one creates Meaningful Connection through Authentic Communication.

Background: The amount of conflict, loneliness, mental health issues and addiction that is present in society, is increasingly concerning. There is often discussion about conflict resolution and how to solve these and many other social issues. The long term answer is not in management and solutions, but in prevention. Prevention through understanding, open honest, authentic communication, support and meaningful connection.

Lack of communication skills and connection to self, others and community are often indicated as being a part of the problem. There is no sense of belonging - a basic human need. Therefore, by default, part of the solution is to improve communication skills and increase connection.

This got me thinking, is there a word that describes this process, that incorporates clear communication to create connection? It appeared that there was not, so, Connectication was created.
There is discord in the office, I am going to connecticate with the team.

The techniques and processes I learned at the workshop really assisted connectication with my family.
by Connecticator January 1, 2018
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conan gray

the most wholesome and amazingly talented person on this planet, also the most gorgeous <3
WOW YOU GOT CONAN GRAY CONCERT TICKETS IM SO JEALOUS!!! HE SOOO GREAT

IKR!? IM SO EXCITED
by buggie <3 April 11, 2022
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Connecticut Wigger

YOU ARE WHITE IDIOT.

What more do I need to say.
Look at this fucking asshole connecticut wigger with his underwear hangin out and his echo pants or whatever the fuck they are. You are fucking white.
by Arse Wipe April 13, 2009
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