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Field Commander

The more logical name for the drum major who conducts for the band.
Keep your eyes on the field commander. He will give you the tempo.
by supernemo May 21, 2013
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Master-And-Commander Debate

A trivial argument based in little more than the semantics or language used to formulate the argument.

NOTE: Despite the simple nature of said argument, the debate can often grow so passionate that everyone not involved leaves the room to go watch the movie somewhere else.
Come on guys, this is just turning into a Master-And-Commander Debate.

Take your Master-And-Commander Debate somewhere else!

Here they go again with a Master-And-Commander Debate...

EXAMPLE OF A MASTER-AND-COMMANDER DEBATE:

A- "Can you imagine being him? They just cut the rope and left him out to sea. Would you just cling to the mast for dear life? I mean, wouldn't you just let go of it and swim as fast as you could towards the ship?"

B- "Haha, no. I would swim after it."

A- "You mean, 'YES, I would swim after it.'"

B- "No... I mean 'NO, I would swim after it.' As in 'No, I wouldn't just cling to the mast.'"

A- "But that's not the question I asked. I..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)

C- "So who did you guys decide was right?"

A- "We agreed to disagree."

B- "No we didn't."

A- "We didn't? What, did we conclude I was right?"

B- "Well I assumed that's the only way we would end it."

A- "No. We just eventually dropped it. Thus, we agreed to disagree."

B- "Dropping something doesn't necessarily mean 'Agree to disagree.'"

A- "Yes it does!"

B- "No..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)
by C0mfortablyNumb February 21, 2011
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commentary crew

A group of commentary YouTubers that include WillNE, ImAllexx, James Marriott, iNabber, Memeulous, Cam Kirkham, Lewis Buchan, Ciarán Carlin, and other affiliates.
Have you heard about the Commentary Crew?” said Jack.
“Yeah, they’re pretty good.” replied Owen.
by The TV License Man January 16, 2021
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Commander Jer Jer

The most charismatic member of the alpha male division. May not be the largest or strongest but his physical disabilities are counterbalanced with his ability to please others (esp. AYeo) with his tasteful moves and sense of humor.
1 Tam had a great time last night with Commander Jer Jer.

2 Commander Jer Jer befriends all creatures big and small.. esp. during their sleep.
by AY1004 May 4, 2005
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A+ double star Gumby stamp comment

A grade reserved for the most intelligent of individuals
kitten waffle: "Hoooorrrrraaaaaahhhhhhsssszz, i got a A+ double star Gumby stamp comment."
by Mr. Thorne, but not rly January 16, 2010
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Comment whore

A person who comments on everything on facebook
Guy:(looks at his computer) God she is such a comment whore, thats the 4th thing she's commented on in the lat ten minutes.
by msi4life March 30, 2009
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commander-in-chief

1. n. A self-masturbatory term President Bush uses to reassure himself of his own superiority.

2. n. A term President Bush uses when he is asked a question he does not know the answer to.
Q: "Mr. Bush, do you take advice from your father?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

Q: "Mr. Bush, why, again, did we invade Iraq?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"
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