by hahaha lol(: January 25, 2010
Get the chodemug. While commonly confused with "chobe", chode has nothing to do with the length or girth of a penis. The Chode is the area between the scrotum and the anal opening. Also called the perenium, taint or gooch.
by Aries377 February 2, 2008
Get the Chodemug. by longDongJUAN February 17, 2003
Get the Chodemug. "oh dear johnny, your never going to satisfy the ladies with that chode you got goin' on, you really should by a penis enlarger"
by hayley yates December 12, 2003
Get the chodemug. A chode is the fin-like flap of skin that connects your balls to your asshole. Because this body part is basically useless, the term has become a synonym for a person who does nothing. When used as a verb, it means to waste time in unproductive activity, especially playing videogames. Also to "chode-out".
SPEAKER 1: "I choded out all night with Ultima Online."
SPEAKER 2: "Yeah, I was just choding in front of the tube myself."
SPEAKER 1: "We're such chodes."
SPEAKER 2: "Speak for yourself, chode-muncher."
SPEAKER 1: "Lick my chode!"
SPEAKER 2: "Yeah, I was just choding in front of the tube myself."
SPEAKER 1: "We're such chodes."
SPEAKER 2: "Speak for yourself, chode-muncher."
SPEAKER 1: "Lick my chode!"
by Nathan McKnight May 13, 2005
Get the chodemug. (noun): A Penis that is wider than it is long.
(adj) A deragotory name for someone who is being a complete and utter douche.
(adj) A deragotory name for someone who is being a complete and utter douche.
"Timmy's chode was impossible for his girlfriend to deepthroat."
"Dammit Frank, stop being such a chode!"
"Dammit Frank, stop being such a chode!"
by Billy Finkelstein May 8, 2004
Get the Chodemug. There are three types of chodes:
1) A penis that is wider than it is long, yet still extremely small
2) The area between the anal sphincter and the testes
3) A penis that is equal to orgreater than 10 inches when folded in half
To reduce confusion, it is best to specify which chode you are talking about during the conversation.
1) A penis that is wider than it is long, yet still extremely small
2) The area between the anal sphincter and the testes
3) A penis that is equal to orgreater than 10 inches when folded in half
To reduce confusion, it is best to specify which chode you are talking about during the conversation.
Girl 1: I would have hit that, but he whipped out his chode 1 and I wasn't havin' it!
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Girl 2: Do you want to suck on my chode 2?
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Girl 3: Holy shit! That guy had a chode 3. I'm still sore from last night.
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Girl 2: Do you want to suck on my chode 2?
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Girl 3: Holy shit! That guy had a chode 3. I'm still sore from last night.
by Mclovin IIV January 5, 2009
Get the Chodemug.