Gayler Brown

An agressive atheist, fat ass, hypocrite who shits on the bottom of the toliet. Best comebacks involve turning the insult back at the person who insulted him.

Example
Me:
"Gayler, you're a fag!"
Gayler:
"No! You are a fag!"

More examples of Gayler:
"You believe in God? HARHARHARHARHAR! You are by far the stupidest fucker alive!"

"How bout I.....______ face!"
"shit on your"
"fuck your"
"sit on your"
"kick your"
"cum on your"

"Christ! Gayler Brown just ate all the children of a Somalian village, and then shit them out on the bottom of the toilet!"

by 203 G March 8, 2005

brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

by txba397 December 20, 2008

brown eyes

The most common eye color in the real world but the most uncommon eye color in fictional literature

She had dark brown eyes, the color of tumbling boulders or damp tree bark.

by Cluelessfool September 17, 2017

george brown

A Change Agent of the State. Boorish uncoath man. Always a hint of sexual violence.

Here’s George Brown encouraging people to do what he wouldn’t. Brown looks for leverage on his Useful Idiots

by Peggthepig November 21, 2018

Brown Aussie

When a World War 2 Australian pilot shits himself, ejecting fecal matter and animal semen into the cockpit of his plane, while being chased down by a Japanese pilot in the skies above New Guinea after having sex with a wallaby. This action turns the entire canopy of his fighter brown in color.

Rei Sen 1 to Rei Sen 2, that limey yellow toothed criminal just shat his pants! I got a Brown Aussie at 1 o'clock!

by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013

Brown Harmonica

When one performs analingus on a women while fingering her vagina.

“At an orgy, I received a Brown Harmonica from an Indian man.”

by Sheepluv420 August 13, 2017

Brown Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when toilets across America scream and cry out for mercy.

Redneck Dan: Man... I ate so much of that danged Turducken and partied it down the hatch with them two cases of Red, White and Blur and Pabst beer that my danged toilet is quakin' at the thought of Brown Friday.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie November 29, 2013