wannabe losers who think they have achieved everything after becoming an engineer and the only reason they become an engineer so that they would go around telling people I'am an engineer! they cry themselves to sleep wondering why he/she doesnt like me maybe if I become an engineer so that will change and they seem to have an inferiority complex from doctors and they deal with that by making fun of them ok the dumb part they can't really do any hands-on work just the dumb blabbering.
head engineer: I would like you to construct a building.
dumb engineers: I didnt really learned that at engineering school....but I am an engineer!!
dumb engineers: I didnt really learned that at engineering school....but I am an engineer!!
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the nicer way of telling somebody they suck at something that they have just started to do. translates into "you suck, but since you're a beginner it's okay."
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Get the architectural engineer mug.A student currently studying engineering who believes he or she is better than everyone else simply because he or she studies engineering. It is especially common with engineers who are not failing all of their classes, but can be seen in any and most engineers.
Person 1: That engineer just totally made me feel inferior about my major.
Person 2: Don't worry, he just has engineer syndrome. You'll at least make it through college and probably get laid too.
Person 1: Good point.
Person 2: Don't worry, he just has engineer syndrome. You'll at least make it through college and probably get laid too.
Person 1: Good point.
by notengineer June 6, 2010
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Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."
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