batty

Mostly inoffensive term meaning a bit mad. Applied to old women.

In my opinion Margaret Thatcher went a bit
batty in the end.

by English Boy December 3, 2004

batty on bench

Slang to describe someone who's close to you(a friend) or likes to follow you around or is always with you. Can be use to describe your friends. They are the "batty" and you are the "bench" that they like to sit on or be around with. Batty i this slang means Ass and what do you do when you see a bench? YOU sit on it.

"Ya Reeta and I are batty on bench, we'll always together in school"

"batman and robin are batty on bench, you can't have one without the other"

by Trixie February 13, 2005

Barry Bonds

(n) another name for Steroids, HGH, or any other extreme muscle building substance

Bill: Man, have you seen Jake? He's gotten huge since last summer!
Tom: Yeah, he got on that Barry Bonds

by RandyD November 19, 2007

Batty man

Fag, also (chi chi man) homosexual

Richard holiness is a BATTY MAN

by Diamond November 10, 2004

Batty crease lips

Batty crease lips are dem lips that are dried up. The crusty lips that look like tiger bread. No one wants go near them because they look like a pensioners batty.

James says to Jordan;
Oi jord you got dem batty crease lips man. Get some vasoline on dat shit.

by Battyshit June 22, 2017

Barty Crouch Jr

A Barty Crouch Jr occurs during sex when you blast a fresh coat of jism on your partner's chin, close enough to the mouth, that your partner can lick it in such a way that resembles Barty Crouch Jr licking his lips in the Harry Potter series.

When jism landed on my girlfriend's chin, she Barty Crouch Jr 'd it off.

by Trailhobbit90 November 19, 2018

Michael Barrymore

Revered chuckle-meister and Drew Barrymore's dad

Well bugger me, I never knew that Michael Barrymore was Drew's dad !

by Chris S - Mcr June 14, 2006